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Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

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Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you

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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly

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Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv

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If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart

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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'

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Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

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Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

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