Cool mms for world war victory day

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock

Funny jokes for sms messages

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole

Rude texts for sms messages

The language of friendship is not words but meanings

Friendship texts for sms messages

Everyone wants happiness, no one needs pain. But its not possible to get a rainbow without a little rain... Accept it and stay happy

Rainy day texts for sms messages

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart

Friendship texts for sms messages

Whenever we're not toghether, my life is life a broken pencil... It has no point... I miss U so much

Miss you texts for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Engagement texts for sms messages

When I feel love, I communicate of it, ur the reason I believe in love. Im blessed 4 ur tenderness

Love texts for sms messages

It just reminds me of being a kid and christmastime - You know, watching tv

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love is a haunting melody that I have never mastered and I fear I never will. - By william S. Burroughs

Love texts for sms messages