Christmas greetings for sms messages
Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far awayNaughty texts for sms messages
I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery dayAlways be on 'Their side' in some way, no matter whatI would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!.. KissMeeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my controlOf all sound of all bells... Most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the old yearShe's been up and down more times than a whore's drawersAs a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate |
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