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I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if I stop recieving ur smss. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №242 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
I may not be your pepsi choice of the new generation - I may not be your coke, only the real thing - Or your nido, world's no. 1 but I can be your rexona I won't let you down. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №243 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №244 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
I never think of the future, it comes soon enough. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №245 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I once sniffed coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №246 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day! Funny sms texts - Sms message text №247 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №248 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I put all my genius into my life - I put only my talent into my works. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №249 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - To stop reading newspapers. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №250 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №251 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №252 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
I text you because I want to have a chat with you, not to be pissed off & get my day ruined. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №253 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №254 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from asian countries use? Toothpicks? Funny sms texts - Sms message text №255 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №256 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg! Funny sms texts - Sms message text №257 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing! Funny sms texts - Sms message text №258 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I want a real relationship - Not a facebook one. Funny sms texts - Sms message text №259 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nobody so when I see brainless people post, I can like it. And it will say nobody likes this. 