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Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Do U know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Do U remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, then people started shouting twins twins. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'? Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Do you know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you know why polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty? It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it! Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Don't be so humble - You are not that great. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all. Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
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Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy. 