I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms messages - Perfect text about laughing for sms read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some funny sms texts, because each person differently understand your sms.
Friendship texts for sms messages
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'Marriage greetings for sms messages
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your yearsBirthday greetings for sms messages
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon dad? No! Husband wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers! So keep them safeWives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed callsNaughty texts for sms messages
Good resolutions r simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no accountChristmas greetings for sms messages
With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. 5 million red cells 60 trillion d n a's... All wishing you a very very happy holiHoli greetings for sms messages
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arseholeGod made a father who is, as sweet as a nectar, as brave as a lion, as cheerful as a bear, and he gave such dear father to meI feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you| |
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