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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 October 2025
Jewish calendar: 16 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 15 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 17 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• State Security Service Foundation Day (Ukraine)
• Military Financier Day (Ukraine)
• Private Security Day (Russia)
• Teachers Day (New Zealand)
• Republic Day - Cumhuriyet Bayramı (Turkey)
• Turkish Republic Day (Northern Cyprus)
• Security Service Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Naming Day (Tanzania)
• Coronation Day (Cambodia)
• World Psoriasis Day (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration

Flirt texts for sms messages

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from U never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Love texts for sms messages

Valentines day is a day of love no 1 gives me more love than you you brighten up my each day you deserve my undying love. Will you be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary

Friendship texts for sms messages

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet. You are like you. And that's the reason why I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out

Funny jokes for sms messages

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes along their way

Motivational texts for sms messages

You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness. - Jaesse tyler

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages