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April fools day texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about april fools day for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find april fools day sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
When I call U: 1 ring means: I am missing you 2 ring means: I like U 3 ring means: I am thinking of U 4 ring means: I need U 5 ring means: Idiot pick up the phone.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When things go wrong when sadness fills your heart when tears flow in your eyes always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) you have money 3) bar is open, lets go.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
When U feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, com along wit me I will talk U to an eye specialist.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
When U feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute'. U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 god ask him 2 free U 4rm darkness & after if U pray &ur still in darkness, pls pay ur electricity bill.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
When you feel lonly & alone & cannot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, come along with me I will take U to an eye specialist.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
When your life is in darkness pray to god ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray & you are still in darkness then plz pay your electricity bill.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Why do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time pass.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. - Abraham lincoln.

April fools day sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

A heart die's when it is not able to share's its feelings... But a heart kills itself when another heart does not understands its feelings

Love texts for sms messages

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

Funny jokes for sms messages

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Engagement texts for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

New morning + new aim + new achievement + ur dedication + commitment = Success... Just do it and win it good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages