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Best laughing sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №181 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Good news! A new way to send romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №182 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Gud morning... Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №183 - Sms l e n g t h: 271 l e t.
Guide: I welcome you all to niagara falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the niagara falls?

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №184 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Hallo, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №185 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №186 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Have lots of jokes in my inbox, but I can't send you all of them, it will take a lot of time, so I'm sending you just 1 joke... You are so beautiful.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №187 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
He came to me last night explored my whole body licked it sucked it swallowed it when satisfied he left... I was hurt... Its mosquitooooo. You dirty mind.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №188 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №189 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №190 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №191 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Hello, this is death! Please answer when you are ready.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №192 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Hello, this is god. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №193 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's an expert on padded cells.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №194 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
He's as baffled as adam on mothers day.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №195 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
He's as bent as a butchers hook.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №196 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
He's as camp as a row of tents.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №197 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
He's as happy as a pig in .

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №198 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank.

Well comic sms ideas for status - Sms message text №199 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 3 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 12 Tevet 5775
Islamic calendar: 12 Rabi al-Awwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 11 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Mawlid - Birth of the Prophet (Islam)
• Statehood Day (Alaska, USA)
• Bank and financial officers Day (Belarus)
• Day of Commemoration of the War of Independence fighters (Estonia)
• Revolution Day - Anniversary of coup d'état 1966 (Burkina Faso)
• Princess Olga Memorial Day (Ukraine)
• Kunta Haji Kishiev Honoring Day (Chechnya, Russia)
• Tamaseseri Festival - Ball Catching Festival (Fukuoka, Japan)
• Memento Mori Day - Remember You Die Day (USA)
• Drinking Straw Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat

Naughty texts for sms messages

The dancing waves the noisy crowd the grazing breeze have no meaning when U are not wid me

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Don't search luv, let luv find U. It's called falling in luv, coz U don't force urself to fall, U just fall and there will be someone to catch U

Love texts for sms messages

Everything I've longed for you've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all is being loved by you with love on valentines day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver wendell holmes, journals, 1843

Friendship texts for sms messages

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears

Miss you texts for sms messages

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Christmas greetings for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes

Sweet texts for sms messages

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories... Of many good things

Friendship texts for sms messages