Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means... Without information, fighting everytime! Wife says: No darling, it means: - With idiot for ever. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Husband came home from office, saw his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend. Wife says. If U behave like this, you will lose all of your friends. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Judge: Why did U shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, 'What's on the tv? ' And... I said, 'Dust! Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands! Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerous. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy unmarried life. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen? Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Message of the year: - Women live a better, longer & peaceful life!.. Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife! Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
One of the true and nice saying: - 'The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man who loves her. Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship one touch can show love and care one person like you can make life worth living! 