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Best sms sentences about abuse for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about insult for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Is your name maple syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Let's be honest with each other... We've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Man is the only animal that blushes - Or needs to.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
Mother nature is a supreme bitch.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really messed up my life.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Never deprive someone of hope - It may be all they have.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself. Promise me U will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
People like him don't just grow on trees - They swing from them.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Press down if U think you are mad. I can't believe you did that! Again? For god sake! Lord! Why you still doing it? Truth is out now! Mental case!

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Today
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Gregorian calendar: 17 November 2025
Jewish calendar: 5 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 6 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through today

Love texts for sms messages

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying good morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Hope you holiday season be filled with love, good tidings and peace. Happy christmas and a very happy new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If you want to gain knowledge, add something everyday to your mind. Bt if you want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from your mind

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue - Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only my luv is true

Romantic texts for sms messages

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar

Love texts for sms messages

Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement

Insult texts for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work

Engagement texts for sms messages