Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friendFriendship texts for sms messages
Your hand found mine. Life rushed to my fingersA merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the worldDon't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I love u' to your loved oneSee a mistake as a mistake not as 'My' or 'His' mistake. 'My' means guilty - 'His' means angerYou used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with youThe nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenienceI was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital| |
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