Good morning texts for sms messages
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met UWhat's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer granThere is strength in the union of very sorry menIf love is the answer, could you rephrase the questionThe nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenienceWhat is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friendWhy are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs| |
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