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There cannot be a crisis today - My schedule is already full. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №542 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №543 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
There is always 'Drive slow' board near schools. But not near girl's college. Y? Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №544 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №545 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
There was this eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №546 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №547 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №548 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up? Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №549 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - It saves using the stomach pump. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №550 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №551 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!.. Now read without the word dog. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №552 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
This guy is all foam, no beer. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №553 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
This is a historical msg read carefully... In the year 1796... Myself... U... My frnds... Ur frnds... No one was born! A. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №554 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №555 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
This is your boss: 'You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds'. Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №556 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly! Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №557 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are? Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №558 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous... That's enough bout me. How about you? Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №559 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Three chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message. 