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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, you know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin - They just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord byron. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help you. So I created mother. Devil replied: Me to can't be everywhere. So I created mother-in-law. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Angry husband sends sms to father-in-law: Your product not matching my requirements. Smart father-in-law: 'Warranty expired... Manufacture not responsible'. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
As I get closer there he stands waiting 4r me with his open hands my heart beats faster as I get near his smile, his eye, chasing away my fears. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it? After a long silence, an old man replied wedding cake! Of course! Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon pearson. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Behind every successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. There is an exausted man. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, may the love that you share last your lifetime through, as you make a wonderful pair. Happy wedding anniversary. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
By all means marry - If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 286 l e t.
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Congratulations on ur marriage, have a wonderful life! You r 2 tremendous people, now teamed as man and wife. A team with blessings. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman. Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you! Well texts about marriage wishes for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later. 