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Riddle texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about riddle for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only afterwards the woman?.. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only then the woman?.. Everyone makes a draft first!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Why do have so many men a beer gut?.. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Why do men exist? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at april 1st?.. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why do women not have a penis?.. That comes together with the brains.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Why does a nun never wears a bra?.. God supports everything.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Why does beer contain female hormones?.. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom?.. That makes him big and strong.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.. To look through.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 October 2025
Jewish calendar: 16 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 15 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 17 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• State Security Service Foundation Day (Ukraine)
• Military Financier Day (Ukraine)
• Private Security Day (Russia)
• Teachers Day (New Zealand)
• Republic Day - Cumhuriyet Bayramı (Turkey)
• Turkish Republic Day (Northern Cyprus)
• Security Service Workers Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Naming Day (Tanzania)
• Coronation Day (Cambodia)
• World Psoriasis Day (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A boy takes few seconds to love and long time 2 hate but, a girl takes long time 2 love and few seconds to hate

Cute texts for sms messages

If you don't climb the mountain, you can't see the view

Thank texts for sms messages

You know its love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of his or her happiness

Love texts for sms messages

We wish you more and more original ideas! A lot of luck, of course

Good luck texts for sms messages

True love doesn't have a happy ending because true love doesn't end

Cute texts for sms messages

Everything I've longed for you've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all is being loved by you with love on valentines day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

God made a father who is, as sweet as a nectar, as brave as a lion, as cheerful as a bear, and he gave such dear father to me

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did

Wife texts for sms messages