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Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Press down... Down more... Ok... More... Yes... Ahh... Ohh... Yes... Almost there... Yeah... Oh shit... Harder... So good! Mmmm... That's how we sex on text.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Q)wot do U get wiv nuts on ur wall? A)walnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchest? A)chestnuts q)wot do U get wiv nuts on urchin? A)a mouth full ofcock!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Question)wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? Answer)ur job always sucks!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Roses are red, pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when I think of you babes it makes me so horny!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Roses are red... Pickles are green... I love your legs and whats in between.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Searching(Sex)... Done... Everybody is having sex at this very moment... Wait a sec... There is only one sucker reading this message!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 163 l e t.
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Sex is evil evil is sin sin is forgiven so stick it in.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid. U'll get laid.

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Sex is good, sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Sex is like a pack of pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!

Terrific text about adult for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul. Bcos of U I now feel whole. U'll always b my closest friend. U'll b in my heart 2 the very end

Friendship texts for sms messages

Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like U is useless. Oops! Sorry

Friendship texts for sms messages

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever

Flirt texts for sms messages

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

People will wish you all the success in the world and then they feel jealous and hate you when you get it

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are

Sorry texts for sms messages