Graduation greetings for sms messages
Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check itWe will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain foundSmile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smileA man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'Why are men like snails?.. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirsRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friendsFriendship texts for sms messages
Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless, but a few moments spent with someone who really loves U, means more than a life itselfAdvise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 monthsI haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfield| |
|
|
