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Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №142 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Dream makes everything possible, hope makes everything work, luv makes everything beautiful, smile makes all the above... So always brush ur teeth. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №143 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
E man pays $. 2, 00 for a $. 1, 00 item that he needs, a woman pays $. 1, 00 for $. 2, 00 item that she does not need. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №144 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №145 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №146 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №147 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №148 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №149 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Facebook keeps changing, updating... Yet they can't add a simple 'Dislike' button. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №150 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Faith: Not wanting to know what is true. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №151 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №152 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Father 2 his son: If U do not pass your exam this time, don't call me papa after some days... Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry mr. Robert. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №153 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №154 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №155 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Fill in the blank... Im ur... Friend - A)-cute b)-sweet c)-loving d)-boy e)-best of all reply is a must. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №156 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №157 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №158 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
For sale: Air bags, used once. Funny texts for sms letter - Sms message text №159 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
For sale: Twin beds, one hardly used. 