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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Gregorian calendar: 24 January 2026
Jewish calendar: 4 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unification Day (Romania)
• Economic Liberation Day (Togo)
• Feast of Our Lady of Peace (Catholic Church)
• Global Belly Laugh Day (Global)
• Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day (USA)
• Beer Can Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Peanut Butter Day (USA)
• National Compliment Day (USA)
• National Lobster Thermidor Day (USA)
• National Eskimo Pie Patent Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Never ask why I love you, just accept that I do, and that I will for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of U & torture is thinking of U 2 much

Cute texts for sms messages

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad

Motivational texts for sms messages

People live people die people laugh people cry some give up some will try some say hi some say bye others may forget you but never will I

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

A woman can make happiness bloom all around them! Kudos to U, happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Heaven is not the one which you see after your death, true heaven is the one which you can see here in my true love

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Christmas greetings for sms messages