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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.

You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 3 January 2026

Jewish calendar: 12 Tevet 5775

Islamic calendar: 12 Rabi al-Awwal 1436

Chinese calendar: 13 day 11 month 4411 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• Mawlid - Birth of the Prophet (Islam)

• Statehood Day (Alaska, USA)

• Bank and financial officers Day (Belarus)

• Day of Commemoration of the War of Independence fighters (Estonia)

• Revolution Day - Anniversary of coup d'état 1966 (Burkina Faso)

• Princess Olga Memorial Day (Ukraine)

• Kunta Haji Kishiev Honoring Day (Chechnya, Russia)

• Tamaseseri Festival - Ball Catching Festival (Fukuoka, Japan)

• Memento Mori Day - Remember You Die Day (USA)

• Drinking Straw Day (USA)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

Do you know the meaning of morning? Morning means: One more inning given by the god to play and win. So good morning. Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

With my 1 heart... 2 eyes... 5 litre blood... 206 bones... 1. 2million red cells... 60 trillion D. N. A. 'S... I wish U 'All the very best of luck'

Wishes texts for sms messages

How could an angel break my heart? Why did not he catch my falling star? I wish I did not wish so hard. Maybe I wished our love apart. - Toni braxton

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Love texts for sms messages

A friend that really cares! All my secrets I can share! There when I need a hand! There to understand

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill

Funny jokes for sms messages

When all else is lost, the future still remains

Thank texts for sms messages

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