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funny texts for facebook status

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №681 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №682 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №683 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body... O, sorry, wrong number.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №684 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
You'd better not be a dayfly and not having your day.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №685 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №686 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №687 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №688 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number... Sorry!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 14 October 2025
Jewish calendar: 1 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 30 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Standards Day (International)
• International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction (United Nations)
• Ukrainian Insurgent Army Foundation Day (Ukraine)
• Mother's Day (Belarus)
• National Education Day - Teachers Day (Poland)
• Youth Day (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• Festival of Lights (Berlin, Germany)
• Cossacks Day (Ukraine)
• Protection of Our Most Holy Lady Theotokos and Ever-Virgin Mary (Orthodox)
• Fiesta de Santa Fortunata (Peru)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration

Flirt texts for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

Funny jokes for sms messages

I ran up da stairs, shut the door, turned off the bed and hopped into da light all bcuz U kissed me good nite

Thank texts for sms messages

I wanted to help put a smile on your facet oday. So, before I got all tied up in another busy day I just had to send you a happy hello

Hello texts for sms messages

When U feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, com along wit me I will talk U to an eye specialist

April fool jokes for sms messages

Love is just like life, it is not always easy & does not always bring happiness. But when we do not stop living, then why should we stop loving

Love texts for sms messages

Before you give up, think of all the reasons why you've held on for so long

Cute texts for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin luther king jr

Friendship texts for sms messages