Marriage greetings for sms messages
I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinkingThe happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the most of everything that comes along their wayMotivational texts for sms messages
I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendshipFriendship texts for sms messages
When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the seaRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
A couple were arguing. Wife: You don't like anybody in my family man: Not true, I like your mother-in-law better than my mother-in-lawIf you want others to speak well of you? Then never speak well of yourselfShe's been up and down more times than a whore's drawersI ran up da stairs, shut the door, turned off the bed and hopped into da light all bcuz U kissed me good nite |
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