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Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №643 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №644 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №645 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №646 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
Why does not baking soda freeze? Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №647 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why doesn't jesus eat m and m's? Cos they fall through his hands. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №648 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №649 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it? Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №650 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'Practice'? It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №651 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №652 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №653 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why was phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that phillips 24 inch was a tv. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №654 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №655 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №656 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №657 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №658 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Winter comes... Again & again, summer comes... Again & again, but the person like you... Will not come again, because god never makes the same mistake again & again. Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №659 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow you made me feel like a lucky fellow you forgot my birthday but ok it's and the best present is the perfect kiss. 