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Funny texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many perfect text about laughing for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny text for sms - Sms message text №601 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №602 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №603 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №604 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №605 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №606 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What's the diff between a rottwieler and a poodle? If rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №607 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
What's the difference between a man and E. T? - E. T. Phoned home.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №608 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
What's the difference between margaret thatcher and edwina currie? One fucked the miners, the other fucked the majors.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №609 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №610 - Sms l e n g t h: 96 l e t.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №611 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Whats wrong with ur mobile I m trying to calling U. But operator replys. 'Welcome to the jungle, the monkey U r tyring to call is on the tree, try again later'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №612 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3. 95 per minute.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №613 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When do you know you are in love... You know you are in love when you start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №614 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №615 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
When I die don't write 'R. I. P' on my grave write 'B. R. B'.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №616 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №617 - Sms l e n g t h: 120 l e t.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to god that everyone should have a friend like you... Why should only I suffer!

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №618 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

Funny text for sms - Sms message text №619 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 February 2026
Jewish calendar: 17 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 16 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 18 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation (International)
• Scout Sunday (America)
• Statehood Day (Massachusetts, USA)
• National Wear Red Day (USA)
• Inquiry Department Day (Ukraine)
• Waitangi Day (New Zealand)
• Chiang Mai Flower Festival (Thailand)
• Militia Day (Tajikistan)
• Sami National Day (Global)
• Ronald Reagan Day (California, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano

Love texts for sms messages

A boy takes few seconds to love and long time 2 hate but, a girl takes long time 2 love and few seconds to hate

Cute texts for sms messages

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstration

Flirt texts for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When U luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything

Romantic texts for sms messages