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Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny text for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool joke sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №361 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №362 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Lights on, door open, nobody at home.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №363 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №364 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №365 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Long time ago... Only idiots used... To read my sms and today, the history continues.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №366 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №367 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №368 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №369 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №370 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
Love is a grave mental disease.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №371 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №372 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
Love is being stupid together.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №373 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №374 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №375 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows - The more you suppress it, the more it grows.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №376 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Love is not blind infatuation is blind - Love roots out all truth.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №377 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №378 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №379 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 12 December 2025
Jewish calendar: 30 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 29 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 2 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Russia)
• Statehood Day (Pennsylvania, USA)
• Land Forces Day (Ukraine)
• Martyrdom of Imam Reza (Shia Islam)
• Customs Officials Day (Kazakhstan)
• Neutrality Day (Turkmenistan)
• Student Youth Day (Turkmenistan)
• National Literature Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Jamhuri Day - Independence day (Kenya)
• International Shareware Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

I'm sorry I'm sorry for all the times I've cried I'm sorry for every single lie I'm sorry I was never enough

Sorry texts for sms messages

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Summer rain is soft and cool, so I go barefoot in a pool. But winter rain is cold, and pours, so I must watch it from indoors

Rainy day texts for sms messages

10-fingers 09-planets 08-sides 07-wonders 06-sense 05-pandavas 04-seasons 03-choices 02-genders 01-wonderful friend *u*

Friendship texts for sms messages

To the bride and groom - Live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

The best of all gifts around any christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other so, best wishes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love is friendship, but friendship is not love. Kevin bhuva

Love texts for sms messages

Its always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages