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funny sms quotes for status

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №461 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №462 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №463 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Q: What is the similirity between sex & shopping? A: Man can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №464 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: 'What men know about women'.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №465 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Q: What's diff between michael jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №466 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Q: What's difference between yogurt and australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №467 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №468 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №469 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №470 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №471 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №472 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №473 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №474 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №475 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
Rooster and cat going over a bridge cat slips and falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing. What it's the moral of story? Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №476 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №477 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №478 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Roses r red violets r blue monkey like U should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz U will find me there tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №479 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r U writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Funny text for sms read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some cool funny sms texts for messages, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 October 2025
Jewish calendar: 26 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 25 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 8 month 4412 year
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Post Day (International)
• Fire Prevention Day (USA)
• Realtor Day (Ukraine)
• Takayama Autumn Festival (Takayama, Japan)
• Ernesto Che Guevara Death Day (Cuba)
• Hangul Day - Korean Alphabet Day (South Korea)
• National Day of Commemorating the Holocaust (Romania)
• Arbor day (Namibia)
• Independence Day (Uganda)
• World Egg Day (International)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love is a game that two can play and both win

Love texts for sms messages

We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave. We have to admit that love does not give us license to own a person

Break up texts for sms messages

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

Love texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, somebody

Love texts for sms messages

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, I'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the eye specialist

April fool jokes for sms messages

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself

Labour day greetings for sms messages


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