Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not chinese, it must be you. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you? Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs... And multiply! Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers to. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres... Masturbation. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
These waves warm me 4 us. We're bloody. Take me away so, I pretend I know it's so hard. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
This sms can only be readed by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly! Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo... One was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
Today is the birthday of donald duck... Wish him happy birthday and send this sms to every cartoon as I did. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man! Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Waitor: I'll have a chese fries, extra ranch. Two hot dogs, a bacon cheeseburger, an extra large milkshake with sprinkles &... Boy: U're ugly. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? Ans: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when U pull a panty the show begins. Cool rude sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
What did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? Don't know they never met! 