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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 October 2025
Jewish calendar: 26 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 25 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Post Day (International)
• Fire Prevention Day (USA)
• Realtor Day (Ukraine)
• Takayama Autumn Festival (Takayama, Japan)
• Ernesto Che Guevara Death Day (Cuba)
• Hangul Day - Korean Alphabet Day (South Korea)
• National Day of Commemorating the Holocaust (Romania)
• Arbor day (Namibia)
• Independence Day (Uganda)
• World Egg Day (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It's your birthday, and you know what that means - You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 days of fun

Birthday greetings for sms messages

You may be out of my sight... But never out of my mind... Thinking of you

Thank texts for sms messages

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off

Retirement texts for sms messages

You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall... Is in love with me

Love texts for sms messages

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you

Love texts for sms messages

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Funny jokes for sms messages

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

Friendship texts for sms messages

The message of christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

When iron gets hot you can mold it in any shape, never loose your temper or else, unless people will mold you the way they want

Advice texts for sms messages

Be like the moon so simple yet so attractive so enlightening yet so cool so moving yet so still so quite yet so popular, so romantic yet so single

Sweet texts for sms messages