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greatest coarse texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about rough for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many rude texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about rude for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 109 l e t.
Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
When I was young I begged god for a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
You are old & have a small penis!

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.

Best sms quotes about rough for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 October 2025
Jewish calendar: 16 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 15 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 17 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You are just like a bounty... A piece of paradise on earth

Flirt texts for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Successful people always have two things on their lips, silence and smile'silence' to avoid problems and 'Smile' to solve problems

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Whats the difference between a mini tampon... A middle tampon and a large tampon?.. They r all stuck upcunts

Rude texts for sms messages

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Miss you texts for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages

On your engagement my warm wishes for a lifetime of joy and togetherness

Engagement texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages