If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books
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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life
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I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
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Why do people have to lose things to find out what they really mean
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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to
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I need some time alone with myself
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards
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Your eyes, your smile your touch, your kiss your promise, your words our everlasting bliss
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