He's sweating more than a dog in a restaraunt
Funny jokes for sms messages
The hottest love has the coldest end
Sad texts for sms messages
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
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You are old & have a small penis
Rude texts for sms messages
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily
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At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed
Romantic texts for sms messages
Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver wendell holmes, journals, 1843
Friendship texts for sms messages
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical
Romantic texts for sms messages
