Naughty texts for sms messages
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalitiesYou are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April foolApril fool jokes for sms messages
A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'Marriage greetings for sms messages
True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problemsFriendship texts for sms messages
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep herLove is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodiesA friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friendSorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experiencedThe fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips| |
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