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Insult sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest huff texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about abuse for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster?

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
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• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper floor about vacancy in the lower floor

Kiss texts for sms messages

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it

Funny jokes for sms messages

There may be a million things to smile about, but you're definitely my favorite one

Cute texts for sms messages

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional

Advice texts for sms messages

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out

Rude texts for sms messages

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it

Love texts for sms messages

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all

Funny jokes for sms messages

If U erase this msg it means U luv me, if U keep it U want me, if U simply ignore it, U really adore me! So, what r U going to do

Cute texts for sms messages

U ve it in U 2 tk d world in ur stride! May al ur dreams cm true! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages