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Insult sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest huff texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about abuse for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster?

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all!

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 1 month 4412 year


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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Funny jokes for sms messages

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers

Engagement texts for sms messages

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Sometimes you need to take a breath, stop pointing the finger, and take a glance in the mirror

Sad texts for sms messages

It's ur wedding day so perfect & fine with all your friends round you to have a gud time

Marriage greetings for sms messages

A passionate kiss uses up 6. 4 calories per minute... & during a kiss, as many as 278 colonies of bacteria are exchanged

Kiss texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

The rose speak of love silently, in a language known only to the heart

Cute texts for sms messages

Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it

Advice texts for sms messages

If ever in your life U r very sad n feel that U have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take U 4 walk on a bridge and show U where 2 jump from

Rude texts for sms messages