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Insult sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest huff texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about abuse for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster?

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 June 2019
Jewish calendar: 2 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Sickle Cell Day (International)
• Midsummer Eve (Europe)
• Juneteenth Day - Freedom Day - Emancipation Day (USA)
• Torah was bestowed on Moses Day (Islam)
• Day of the Independent Hungary (Hungary)
• Full Independence from the United Kingdom Day (Kuwait)
• Anniversary of the Bendery Tragedy (Transnistria)
• Labor Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
• Loyalist Day (Canada)
• 'Never Again'' Day (Uruguay)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Labor disgraces no man - Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor

Labour day greetings for sms messages

Human fall in love, that is normal. Cows eat grass, that is ok. But when a monkey press a mobile key bored amazing! Are you still pressing

Funny jokes for sms messages

The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in. Happy easter

Easter greetings for sms messages

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Funny jokes for sms messages