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Insult sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest huff texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about abuse for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster?

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 29 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 30 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Ash Wednesday (Western Christianity)
• Lent (Western Christianity)
• Transport Police Day (Russia)
• Navy Intelligence Service Day (Russia)
• Alessandro Volta Birthday (Italy)
• Israel's Family Day (Israel)
• Frauentag - Women's Day (Iceland)
• Independence Day (Gambia)
• Adygea Liberation Day (Adygea, Russia)
• Pluto Discovery Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me

Friendship texts for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents

Wife texts for sms messages

Summer rain is soft and cool, so I go barefoot in a pool. But winter rain is cold, and pours, so I must watch it from indoors

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Monsoon's rain or summer's heat, your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear, what is sweet? Is that you or your heart beat

Love texts for sms messages

Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, birds to fly, plant to grow, child to cry, & nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, because new year is coming! Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages