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Insult sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest huff texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about abuse for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster?

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 3 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Bounty Day (Pitcairn Island, United Kingdom)
• Husband's Day (Iceland)
• National Handwriting Day (USA)
• Measure Your Feet Day (USA)
• Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day (USA)
• National Rhubarb Pie Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in. Happy easter

Easter greetings for sms messages

Are we not like two volumes of single book

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Funny jokes for sms messages

Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me

Cute texts for sms messages

Never fear from shadows. They simply mean there is some light nearby

Advice texts for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

You drive me crazy... Crazy is all right. - Dave matthews

Love texts for sms messages