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Insult sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest huff texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about abuse for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster?

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 June 2022
Jewish calendar: 10 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Canadian Multiculturalism Day (Canada)
• Armed Forces Day - Veterans' Day (United Kingdom)
• Seven Sleepers Day (Germany)
• Youth Day (Russia)
• Inventor's Day (Russia)
• Dutch Veterans Day (Netherlands)
• Mixed Race Day (Brazil)
• Inventor's Day (Belarus)
• Victims of the Communist regime Remembrance Day (Czech Republic)
• Culture and Art Workers (Turkmenistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Wish you A... Great, prosperous, blissful, healthy, bright, delightful, mind blowing, energetic, terrific & extremely... Happy, happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Love makes everything lovely

Love texts for sms messages

Waking up to a new day is a gift, appreciate it and do remember you are loved. Good morning and have a splendid day

Good morning texts for sms messages

Good friends are good for your health. - Irwin sarason

Friendship texts for sms messages

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji miyazawa

Broken heart texts for sms messages

I am yours and you are mine, that's the story of my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Love is a game that two can play and both win

Love texts for sms messages

Do you know the meaning of morning? Morning means: One more inning given by the god to play and win. So good morning. Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages