Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
From moon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you have always been a headache. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Get your mind out of the gutter - It's blocking my view. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Have you can a monkey wrapped in plastic? No? Quickly see your driving license. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Haven't I seen your face before - On a police poster? Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
He campaigned to have the only bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
He does the work of three men: Curly, larry and moe. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
He fashions himself as an insult samurai. Insult kamikaze is more apt. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He has no equal. Everyone else is better. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He who laughs last has no sense of humor. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown. Well texts about offending for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty... So the world needs you after all! 