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Insult texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about insult for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Scientific question for you... How does blood reach ur brain simple direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you are smiling!

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and get lost.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Sure, I'd love to help you out... Now, which way did you come in?

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sure, I've seen people like you before - But I had to pay an admission.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Teacher: Who has learned half home work he can kiss men on hand, who has learned full home work he can kiss me on cheek, one student stood and said: Miss meet me on break time I have learned all books.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Them: Here's 10p - Go and tell your mum you're not coming home you: Here's a pound - Go and buy yourself some breath freshener.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Them: I never forget a face you: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
There is a good news for you. You are going to USA soon. Some scientist will take you there. Cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy try again again maybe you are just not sexy? One more time hey don't force it ugly!

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Today is mms day... Mms means - Make monkeys smile I did my job now it's ur turn send it to all ur monkey friends stop jumping start sending.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Internal Affairs Workers Who Died on Duty Day (Ukraine)
• Flag Day (Russia)
• Komi Republic Day (Komi, Russia)
• National Eat a Peach Day (USA)
• National Be An Angel Day (USA)
• National Tooth Fairy Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths

Sorry texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it

Friendship texts for sms messages

May the spirit of christmas bring you peace. The gladness of christmas give you hope. And the warmth of christmas grant U love. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Wishing you a day, soft as silk. White as milk. Sweet as honey and full of money. May all your dreams come true. Advance happy birth day

Wishes texts for sms messages

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out

Rude texts for sms messages