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Insult texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about insult for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Scientific question for you... How does blood reach ur brain simple direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you are smiling!

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and get lost.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Sure, I'd love to help you out... Now, which way did you come in?

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sure, I've seen people like you before - But I had to pay an admission.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Teacher: Who has learned half home work he can kiss men on hand, who has learned full home work he can kiss me on cheek, one student stood and said: Miss meet me on break time I have learned all books.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Them: Here's 10p - Go and tell your mum you're not coming home you: Here's a pound - Go and buy yourself some breath freshener.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Them: I never forget a face you: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
There is a good news for you. You are going to USA soon. Some scientist will take you there. Cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy try again again maybe you are just not sexy? One more time hey don't force it ugly!

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Today is mms day... Mms means - Make monkeys smile I did my job now it's ur turn send it to all ur monkey friends stop jumping start sending.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 June 2022
Jewish calendar: 13 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 13 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 15 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Economist Day (Russia)
• Economist Day (Belarus)
• Philippine-Spanish Friendship Day (Philippines)
• Valentines Day - Wedding day of Ilham and Ferize a symbol of unbreakable true love in Azerbaijan (Azerbaijan)
• Independence Day (Democratic Republic of the Congo)
• Bank Holiday - Balance Day (El Salvador)
• Army Day (Guatemala)
• National Salvation Revolution Day (Sudan)
• General Prayer Day (Central African Republic)
• World Whale and Dolphin Day (Global)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sending you a good luck charm may riches shine on you good luck dear

Wishes texts for sms messages

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, the master of women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Don't forget to love yourself

Love texts for sms messages

This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly

Funny jokes for sms messages

A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Valentines day is a day of love no 1 gives me more love than you you brighten up my each day you deserve my undying love. Will you be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

U muz be tired coz U haf been running thru my mind, U gotta be a thief coz U haf stolen my heart n I muz haf been a bad shooter coz I keep missing U

Love texts for sms messages