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Insult texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about insult for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find insult sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Scientific question for you... How does blood reach ur brain simple direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 49 l e t.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you are smiling!

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and get lost.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Sure, I'd love to help you out... Now, which way did you come in?

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Sure, I've seen people like you before - But I had to pay an admission.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 201 l e t.
Teacher: Who has learned half home work he can kiss men on hand, who has learned full home work he can kiss me on cheek, one student stood and said: Miss meet me on break time I have learned all books.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Them: Here's 10p - Go and tell your mum you're not coming home you: Here's a pound - Go and buy yourself some breath freshener.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Them: I never forget a face you: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
There is a good news for you. You are going to USA soon. Some scientist will take you there. Cuz they want to test that how can you live without your brain.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy try again again maybe you are just not sexy? One more time hey don't force it ugly!

Insult sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
Today is mms day... Mms means - Make monkeys smile I did my job now it's ur turn send it to all ur monkey friends stop jumping start sending.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 29 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 30 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Ash Wednesday (Western Christianity)
• Lent (Western Christianity)
• Transport Police Day (Russia)
• Navy Intelligence Service Day (Russia)
• Alessandro Volta Birthday (Italy)
• Israel's Family Day (Israel)
• Frauentag - Women's Day (Iceland)
• Independence Day (Gambia)
• Adygea Liberation Day (Adygea, Russia)
• Pluto Discovery Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Relationship requires little efforts. Even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that... 'You are not forgotten'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages

Living in the favourable & unfavourable situation is called part of life but smiling in all those situations is called art of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

Missing someone is a part of loving them if you are never apart then you will never know how strong your love really is

Miss you texts for sms messages

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot

Love texts for sms messages

Mercy, pleace & love may the grace & lord... Surround you & be with you on good friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

Da sounds of christmas, fill da air as we celebrate his birth wishing joy, 2 all mankind & peace 2 all on earth. (Merry christmas)

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages