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Best sms sentences about abuse for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about insult for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Is your name maple syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Let's be honest with each other... We've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Man is the only animal that blushes - Or needs to.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
Mother nature is a supreme bitch.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really messed up my life.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Never deprive someone of hope - It may be all they have.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself. Promise me U will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
People like him don't just grow on trees - They swing from them.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Press down if U think you are mad. I can't believe you did that! Again? For god sake! Lord! Why you still doing it? Truth is out now! Mental case!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 November 2020
Jewish calendar: 17 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 16 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 18 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Advent Sunday (Catholic Church)
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• Republic Day (Montenegro)
• Republic Day (Yugoslavia)
• Unity Day (Vanuatu)
• Dzheorguyba - Saint George's Day (South Ossetia)
• National-Territorial Autonomy Foundation Day (Bashkortostan, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Relax and enjoy have fun and frolic around enjoy to your heart's content on this labor day

Labour day greetings for sms messages

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages

A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of U... See! I just did. Take care

Flirt texts for sms messages

My birthday wish for you today. Is for all good things to come your way. Laughter and love, health and peace, beauty and joy that never cease

Birthday greetings for sms messages

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit

Motivational texts for sms messages

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from U never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Love texts for sms messages

There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you, just reach deep into yourself. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it

Friendship texts for sms messages