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Best sms sentences about abuse for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about insult for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Is your name maple syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Let's be honest with each other... We've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Man is the only animal that blushes - Or needs to.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
Mother nature is a supreme bitch.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really messed up my life.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Never deprive someone of hope - It may be all they have.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself. Promise me U will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
People like him don't just grow on trees - They swing from them.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Press down if U think you are mad. I can't believe you did that! Again? For god sake! Lord! Why you still doing it? Truth is out now! Mental case!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 April 2021
Jewish calendar: 3 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Mother Earth Day (United Nations)
• Execution of Punishments State Department Creation Day (Ukraine)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Discovery Day (Brazil)
• Oklahoma Day (Oklahoma, USA)
• Death of Imam Ali al-Naqi (Shia Islam)
• Lel′nik (Orthodox)
• Powder House Day (Connecticut, USA)
• Girl Scout Leaders Day (USA)
• National Jelly Bean Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinkin of U somewhere out there where dreams come true... Nitenite & sweet dreams 2 U

Greetings texts for sms messages

The road to a friend's house is never long

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity this holiday season and in the coming new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you

Advice texts for sms messages

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation

Sad texts for sms messages

Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your life together will be rich in joy & love

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Close your eyes, call it escape. We'll run away from everything

Love texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You first

Flirt texts for sms messages