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Best sms sentences about abuse for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about insult for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Is your name maple syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Let's be honest with each other... We've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Man is the only animal that blushes - Or needs to.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
Mother nature is a supreme bitch.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really messed up my life.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Never deprive someone of hope - It may be all they have.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself. Promise me U will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
People like him don't just grow on trees - They swing from them.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Press down if U think you are mad. I can't believe you did that! Again? For god sake! Lord! Why you still doing it? Truth is out now! Mental case!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 30 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Chinese New Year (International)
• Tet - Vietnamese New Year (Vietnam)
• Armed Forces Day (Mexico)
• Israel's Family Day (Israel)
• State Flag of Turkmenistan Day (Turkmenistan)
• Finance Police Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Democracy Day (Nepal)
• Loyalty Day - Burger Day (Mexico)
• World Day of Mammals Protection - World Whale Day (International)
• Iwo Jima Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. - Barbara kingsolver

Friendship texts for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Ur caring ways make me bloom wth smiles & makes my world a happier place! Thanks

Women day greetings for sms messages

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Rude texts for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages

Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache

Funny jokes for sms messages

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it

Flirt texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! Thinking of you

Thank texts for sms messages