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Best sms sentences about abuse for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about insult for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Is your name maple syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Let's be honest with each other... We've both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
Man is the only animal that blushes - Or needs to.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 33 l e t.
Mother nature is a supreme bitch.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you really messed up my life.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Never deprive someone of hope - It may be all they have.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' and killed himself. Promise me U will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
People like him don't just grow on trees - They swing from them.

Best sms quotes about abuse for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Press down if U think you are mad. I can't believe you did that! Again? For god sake! Lord! Why you still doing it? Truth is out now! Mental case!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A prime candidate for natural de-selection

Insult texts for sms messages

Behind my smile is everything you will never understand

Funny jokes for sms messages

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers

Engagement texts for sms messages

Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything

Sorry texts for sms messages

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... Since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

'You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye'

Good bye texts for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Broken heart texts for sms messages