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If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays? → when did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm the beginning of the end. You can see me twice in a decade but once in a year & not in day but once in june & twice in a week. Only genius cans ans. Ans = E. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 297 l e t.
Interesting confusions: 1. Can you cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep? 4. What do you call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building, when it is already built? 6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it? Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster?.. My fly! Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
It is round and orange and says: 'I am an orange, I am an orange'?.. A mandarin who thinks big. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
It is white and it stands in the corner?.. A punished fridge. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Love yourself, flirt with your understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity, marry genuiness, divorce the ego... Thats good life. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
No men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Nok nok. Who's there?.. Marie!.. Marie who?.. Mariewhowanna! Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in? Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump! Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Question: When do you congratulate someone for their mistake. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips. What is first thing?.? Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Solve this puzzle: - When bullet was fired on dog, tiger died. Y? Think because the dog's name was tiger. Improve your knowledge year. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 290 l e t.
Tell me I'm a word of 5 letters people eat me!.. If you remove my 1st letter I'll be a form of energy if you remove my 1st two letters I'll be needed for living!.. If you remove my 1st three letters I'll be near you if you remove my 1st four letters I'll b a drink for you... Answer: Wheat. Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material? 