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Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 210 l e t.
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays? → when did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
I'm the beginning of the end. You can see me twice in a decade but once in a year & not in day but once in june & twice in a week. Only genius cans ans. Ans = E.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 297 l e t.
Interesting confusions: 1. Can you cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep? 4. What do you call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building, when it is already built? 6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it?

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster?.. My fly!

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
It is round and orange and says: 'I am an orange, I am an orange'?.. A mandarin who thinks big.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
It is white and it stands in the corner?.. A punished fridge.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Love yourself, flirt with your understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity, marry genuiness, divorce the ego... Thats good life.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
No men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Nok nok. Who's there?.. Marie!.. Marie who?.. Mariewhowanna!

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in?

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 115 l e t.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump!

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
Question: When do you congratulate someone for their mistake.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips. What is first thing?.?

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Solve this puzzle: - When bullet was fired on dog, tiger died. Y? Think because the dog's name was tiger. Improve your knowledge year.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 290 l e t.
Tell me I'm a word of 5 letters people eat me!.. If you remove my 1st letter I'll be a form of energy if you remove my 1st two letters I'll be needed for living!.. If you remove my 1st three letters I'll be near you if you remove my 1st four letters I'll b a drink for you... Answer: Wheat.

Well texts about conundrum for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material?

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 March 2023
Jewish calendar: 8 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Earth Hour (Global)
• Lazareva Subota (Western Christianity)
• Schools of Japanese Tea Ceremony Day (Japan)
• Teachers Day (Czech Republic)
• Teachers Day (Slovakia)
• National Security Employees Day (Azerbaijan)
• Serfs Emancipation Day (Tibet)
• Balkar People Revival Day - Statehood Restoration Day (Kabardino-Balkaria, Russia)
• Culture Workers Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Interior Ministry Duty Police Foundation Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Apologizing - A very desperate habit - One that is rarely cured. Oliver wendell holmes

Sorry texts for sms messages

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you

Love texts for sms messages

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it

Funny jokes for sms messages

I thank you for your kindness I will not soon forget you're one of the nicest people I have ever met

Boss day texts for sms messages

Allow me to whisper. No matter who I am thinking, my heart will always and only stunned to you. Never forget me you are the best

Romantic texts for sms messages

Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart

Love texts for sms messages

I think I'm disturbing you sorry this is my last msg & I'll not msg you anymore... Good bye never expect that from me I'm born to disturb you

Friendship texts for sms messages

When someone loves you you don't realize it when you realize it, its too late you always love the one who leaves you & leave the one who loves you

Advice texts for sms messages

Tough times never last, but tough people do

Motivational texts for sms messages