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Why did god create the man first and only then the woman?.. Everyone makes a draft first! Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it! Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name? Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Why do have so many men a beer gut?.. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Why do men exist? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at april 1st?.. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another? Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why do women not have a penis?.. That comes together with the brains. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets? Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet? Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Why does a nun never wears a bra?.. God supports everything. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something? Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Why does beer contain female hormones?.. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom?.. That makes him big and strong. Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.. To look through. 