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Riddle texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about riddle for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only afterwards the woman?.. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only then the woman?.. Everyone makes a draft first!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Why do have so many men a beer gut?.. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Why do men exist? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at april 1st?.. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why do women not have a penis?.. That comes together with the brains.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Why does a nun never wears a bra?.. God supports everything.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Why does beer contain female hormones?.. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom?.. That makes him big and strong.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.. To look through.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Refugee Day (United Nations)
• Midsummer (Europe)
• Statehood Day (West Virginia, USA)
• Police Expert Department Creation Day (Ukraine)
• White Nights Festival (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
• Duanwu Festival - Dragon Boat Festival (China)
• Day of the National Flag (Argentina)
• Day of the Finnish Flag (Finland)
• Gas Sector Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• Romanian Aviation and Romanian Air force Day (Romania)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. 5 million red cells 60 trillion d n a's... All wishing you a very very happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

You are just like a bounty... A piece of paradise on earth

Flirt texts for sms messages

Its 8th of march... Its women's day... Wish its filled with joy! Happy women's day

Women day greetings for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job

Insult texts for sms messages

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say

Friendship texts for sms messages

Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them

Advice texts for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Your smile is a biggest asset to me & I want my asset to increase every day so keep smiling & keep increasing my asset every day

Kiss texts for sms messages

I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that

Friendship texts for sms messages