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Riddle texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about riddle for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only afterwards the woman?.. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only then the woman?.. Everyone makes a draft first!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Why do have so many men a beer gut?.. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Why do men exist? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at april 1st?.. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why do women not have a penis?.. That comes together with the brains.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Why does a nun never wears a bra?.. God supports everything.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Why does beer contain female hormones?.. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom?.. That makes him big and strong.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.. To look through.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 October 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 3 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 5 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for the Eradication of Poverty (United Nations)
• Sweetest Day (Great Lakes Region, USA)
• Sweetest Day (Great Lakes Region, Canada)
• Pulp and Paper Industry Day (Ukraine)
• Kuban Cossacks Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Senor de Luren (Peru)
• Loyalty Day (Argentina)
• Black Poetry Day (USA)
• Jean-Jacques Dessalines Day (Haiti)
• Bridge Day (West Virginia, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is all you need

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet

Love texts for sms messages

Life is 4 U, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 U, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 U, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 U but U r 4 me

Friendship texts for sms messages

Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age, not age your spirits. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art

Love texts for sms messages

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

If I were a tear in ur eye I would roll down to ur lips. But if U were a tear in my eye I would never cry as I would be afraid 2 lose U

Romantic texts for sms messages