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Riddle texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about riddle for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find riddle sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only afterwards the woman?.. To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Why did god create the man first and only then the woman?.. Everyone makes a draft first!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Why do have so many men a beer gut?.. Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
Why do men exist? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at april 1st?.. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why do women not have a penis?.. That comes together with the brains.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Why do you always find one shoelon the streets?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Why does a nun never wears a bra?.. God supports everything.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something?

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Why does beer contain female hormones?.. When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom?.. That makes him big and strong.

Riddle sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Why is a false eye made of glass?.. To look through.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 29 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Accountants Day (Ukraine)
• Declaration of State Sovereignty Day (Ukraine)
• Unaine - Elderly Women Day (Kiribati)
• Virgen del Carmen Day (Peru)
• Spiritual Love Day (Georgia)
• Our Lady of Mount Carmel Day (Chile)
• World Snake Day (International)
• Melon Day (Odessa, Ukraine)
• Get to Know Your Customers Day (USA)
• National Personal Chef Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is a scary thing give from god so every person might treasure it give importance in everything we have

Love texts for sms messages

He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag

Funny jokes for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Smile in ease smile in pain smile when trouble pour like rain smile when someone hurt your feelings smiles you know are very hailing

Smile jokes for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

Love is being stupid together

Funny jokes for sms messages

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Wife: One who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again

Sorry texts for sms messages

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Love texts for sms messages

This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly

Funny jokes for sms messages