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Naughty sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest naughty texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about rebellious for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Boy 2 girl: On which date we should marry? Girl: 22 december! Boy: Any special about it? Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: What? Boy: Your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: What? Girl: Your bike.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Choosing career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls. Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman, there's still pain of losing the other 9.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Civil engineer asked his town planner: What is the technical defect in a female body? Ans: 'Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage system'.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, black - Sexy, blue - Romantic, pink - Seductive white - Calm, yellow - Time to change your undrewear!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Congrats, your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces?

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Congratulations! You have been voted as the 'Most beautiful girl in this room' and the grand prize is a night with me.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Define, biology and sociology?.. If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Do U know the fullform of college - C: Come, o: On, l: Lets, l: Love, e: Each, g: Girl, e: Equally. Thats why boys go to college regularly.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl: What do you mean by mrs. Parveen? I am miss. Parveen dr: Oh! Sorry miss. Parveen, bad news for you!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the periods.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Five rules of girls 1: Love me but don't touch me 2: Touch me but don't kiss me 3: Kiss me but don't use me 4: Use me but don't forget me 5: Forget me but don't tell to anyone!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Flowers die, stories end, songs fade, memories are forgotten, all things come to an end, but people like you remain forever because ghosts never die.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels the way you tighten and loosen new shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 April 2024
Jewish calendar: 26 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 25 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Titanic Remembrance Day (USA)
• Criminal Investigation Department Day (Ukraine)
• Electronic Warfare Specialist Day (Russia)
• Yom HaShoah - Holocaust and Heroism Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Love Day (Georgia)
• Love Day (Kazakhstan)
• Day of Culture (Lithuania)
• International Railwaymen Day (Croatia)
• Day of the Sun - Kim Il-sung's Birthday (Northern Korea)
• Railwayman Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A lost thing could I never find, nor a broken thing mend and I fear I shall be all alone when I get towards the end

Break up texts for sms messages

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon pearson

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages

True remorse is never just a regret over consequence - It is a regret over motive. - Mignon mclaughlin

Sorry texts for sms messages

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate holi! Happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

I cry out in pain, and tears fill my eyes, and that was the way I felt, the day I died inside

Break up texts for sms messages

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christie

Marriage greetings for sms messages

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever

Friendship texts for sms messages

There is strength in the union of very sorry men

Sorry texts for sms messages

Carried with care. Coated with pride. Dipped in love. Fly in glory. Moments of freedom in shade of joy. Wish you happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages