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Naughty sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest naughty texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about rebellious for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Boy 2 girl: On which date we should marry? Girl: 22 december! Boy: Any special about it? Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: What? Boy: Your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: What? Girl: Your bike.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Choosing career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls. Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman, there's still pain of losing the other 9.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Civil engineer asked his town planner: What is the technical defect in a female body? Ans: 'Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage system'.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, black - Sexy, blue - Romantic, pink - Seductive white - Calm, yellow - Time to change your undrewear!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Congrats, your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces?

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Congratulations! You have been voted as the 'Most beautiful girl in this room' and the grand prize is a night with me.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Define, biology and sociology?.. If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Do U know the fullform of college - C: Come, o: On, l: Lets, l: Love, e: Each, g: Girl, e: Equally. Thats why boys go to college regularly.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl: What do you mean by mrs. Parveen? I am miss. Parveen dr: Oh! Sorry miss. Parveen, bad news for you!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the periods.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Five rules of girls 1: Love me but don't touch me 2: Touch me but don't kiss me 3: Kiss me but don't use me 4: Use me but don't forget me 5: Forget me but don't tell to anyone!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Flowers die, stories end, songs fade, memories are forgotten, all things come to an end, but people like you remain forever because ghosts never die.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels the way you tighten and loosen new shoes.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 March 2019
Jewish calendar: 3 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You can keep going long after you can't

Wisdom texts for sms messages

I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible

Love texts for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Please break up with me on a rainy day, and meet me under a tree. So when it hurts and I can not breath, you'll hear the rain not me

Rainy day texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

Wise men speak because they have something to say - Fools because they have say something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Funny jokes for sms messages