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Naughty sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest naughty texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about rebellious for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Boy 2 girl: On which date we should marry? Girl: 22 december! Boy: Any special about it? Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: What? Boy: Your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: What? Girl: Your bike.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Choosing career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls. Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman, there's still pain of losing the other 9.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Civil engineer asked his town planner: What is the technical defect in a female body? Ans: 'Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage system'.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, black - Sexy, blue - Romantic, pink - Seductive white - Calm, yellow - Time to change your undrewear!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Congrats, your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces?

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Congratulations! You have been voted as the 'Most beautiful girl in this room' and the grand prize is a night with me.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Define, biology and sociology?.. If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Do U know the fullform of college - C: Come, o: On, l: Lets, l: Love, e: Each, g: Girl, e: Equally. Thats why boys go to college regularly.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl: What do you mean by mrs. Parveen? I am miss. Parveen dr: Oh! Sorry miss. Parveen, bad news for you!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the periods.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Five rules of girls 1: Love me but don't touch me 2: Touch me but don't kiss me 3: Kiss me but don't use me 4: Use me but don't forget me 5: Forget me but don't tell to anyone!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Flowers die, stories end, songs fade, memories are forgotten, all things come to an end, but people like you remain forever because ghosts never die.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels the way you tighten and loosen new shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 12 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 11 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Publishing, Printing and Book Distribution Day (Ukraine)
• National Day (Canary Islands)
• Parliament Day (Croatia)
• Mother's Day (Nicaragua)
• Indian Arrival Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
• National Day - Anguilla day (Anguilla)
• Day of Kiev City (Kiev, Ukraine)
• Saint Joan of Arc Day (France)
• Canary Islands Day (Canary Islands, Spain)
• Rose festival (Karlovo, Bulgaria)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

True friends are not those who make your problems disappear, but those who won't be disappeared when you are facing problems

Friendship texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

Kiss is a key of love love is a lock of marriage marriage is a box of children children is a problem of world. Please stop kissing and save the world

Kiss texts for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

Today I found a friend, she knew everything I felt. She knew my every weakness, and the problems I have been dealt

Friendship texts for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

Every time we love, every time we give, it's christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Whenever we're not toghether, my life is life a broken pencil... It has no point... I miss U so much

Miss you texts for sms messages