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Naughty sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest naughty texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about rebellious for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Boy 2 girl: On which date we should marry? Girl: 22 december! Boy: Any special about it? Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: What? Boy: Your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: What? Girl: Your bike.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Choosing career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls. Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman, there's still pain of losing the other 9.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Civil engineer asked his town planner: What is the technical defect in a female body? Ans: 'Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage system'.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, black - Sexy, blue - Romantic, pink - Seductive white - Calm, yellow - Time to change your undrewear!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Congrats, your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces?

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Congratulations! You have been voted as the 'Most beautiful girl in this room' and the grand prize is a night with me.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Define, biology and sociology?.. If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Do U know the fullform of college - C: Come, o: On, l: Lets, l: Love, e: Each, g: Girl, e: Equally. Thats why boys go to college regularly.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl: What do you mean by mrs. Parveen? I am miss. Parveen dr: Oh! Sorry miss. Parveen, bad news for you!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the periods.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Five rules of girls 1: Love me but don't touch me 2: Touch me but don't kiss me 3: Kiss me but don't use me 4: Use me but don't forget me 5: Forget me but don't tell to anyone!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Flowers die, stories end, songs fade, memories are forgotten, all things come to an end, but people like you remain forever because ghosts never die.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels the way you tighten and loosen new shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 November 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 2 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 4 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims (International)
• America Recycles Day (USA)
• National Day of Mourning - Volkstrauertag (Germany)
• Agriculture Workers' Day (Ukraine)
• Subdivisions for Combating Organized Crime Foundation Day (Russia)
• Saint Petersburg accountant Day (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
• National Recruit Day (Russia)
• Nativity Fast - Winter Lent (Western Christianity)
• Shichi-Go-San (Japan)
• Republic Proclamation Day (Brazil)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

They say there is someone for everyone. I think my someone refused to ask for directions.

Love texts for sms messages

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank crane

Friendship texts for sms messages

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Rude texts for sms messages

Black sky with solo moon with millions of stars brings you a silent hours to take a nice rest... Enjoy the whole night... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

A bright future and happy everlasting happiness that's what you are wished for today and all the year through

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me and my love

Love texts for sms messages

A good friend is cheaper than therapy

Friendship texts for sms messages

The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience

Rude texts for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages