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Naughty sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest naughty texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about rebellious for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Boy 2 girl: On which date we should marry? Girl: 22 december! Boy: Any special about it? Girl: It is the longest night of the year.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
Boy: I like the soft thing behind your braiz. Girl: What? Boy: Your heart. Girl: I love the big thing between your two legs. Boy: What? Girl: Your bike.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Buy a scooty, pick a beauty, drink a frooty, take her to ooty, remove her nighty, do ur duty, after 9 month get a cuty.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Choosing career is like choosing a wife from 10 girls. Even if you pick the most beautiful, intelligent, kindest woman, there's still pain of losing the other 9.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Civil engineer asked his town planner: What is the technical defect in a female body? Ans: 'Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage system'.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, black - Sexy, blue - Romantic, pink - Seductive white - Calm, yellow - Time to change your undrewear!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Congrats, your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces?

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Congratulations! You have been voted as the 'Most beautiful girl in this room' and the grand prize is a night with me.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Define, biology and sociology?.. If new born baby looks like his father it is biology, if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Difference between problem, talent and kismat two boys love one girl = Problem! One boy love two girls = Talent! Two girls love one boy = Qismat!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Do U know the fullform of college - C: Come, o: On, l: Lets, l: Love, e: Each, g: Girl, e: Equally. Thats why boys go to college regularly.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you. Girl: What do you mean by mrs. Parveen? I am miss. Parveen dr: Oh! Sorry miss. Parveen, bad news for you!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
Father went to school for getting report of his son. Father: Madam when will you give me report? Teacher: After the periods.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 176 l e t.
Five rules of girls 1: Love me but don't touch me 2: Touch me but don't kiss me 3: Kiss me but don't use me 4: Use me but don't forget me 5: Forget me but don't tell to anyone!

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Flowers die, stories end, songs fade, memories are forgotten, all things come to an end, but people like you remain forever because ghosts never die.

Well texts about disobedience for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
From the moment I saw you I wanted to be inside you I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels the way you tighten and loosen new shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 2 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Mother Language Day (United Nations)
• Rail Transport Police Creation Day (Russia)
• Foreign Memorial Day the French Resistance (France)
• Land Surveyor Day (Belarus)
• Armenian Language Day (Armenia)
• Language Martyrs Day (Bangladesh)
• Native Language Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
• Winter Festival (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• Birthday of 5th Bhutan King (Bhutan)
• National Card Reading Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical

Romantic texts for sms messages

Hey, good morning! Rise and shine! As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that you would be well and fine

Good morning texts for sms messages

Love is all you need

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano

Love texts for sms messages

Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You first

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is me

Romantic texts for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe, best wishes for ur exam

Good luck texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you

Love texts for sms messages

If love is a crime, lock me up, I'm guilty baby

Flirt texts for sms messages