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Naughty texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about naughty for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort & my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Can I come over & sleep in yours?

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend: 'If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy'.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
She whispered 'Will it hurt me? 'Of course not' answered he. 'It's a very simple process, you can rely on me. She said 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
Similarities of bra & bar. 1)both have same alphabets. 2)both are drinking zone. 3)both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below!

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Skin meets skin when is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear... Dirty mind its when U blink ur eyes.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
So long to you my love don't be afraid to run away I know you'll be okay... Just take your time to find I really, really need you here tonight.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Son - I want a baby brother. Mom - Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son - Why don't you give him a surprise.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - Ah. Ahh. Ah... Ah. 2) obedient - Yes. Yes... Yes. 3) unsatisfied - More. More... More. 4) religious - Oh god. Oh god.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh... You'll not understand. That's the way to eat a mango. Happy mango season.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it. Student said, sir I love you and you love your daughter. It means I love your daughter.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Teacher: What is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Teacher: What is the difference between call girl, girlfriend and wife? Student: Replied prepaid, postpaid, unlimited.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only bull can do it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour don't whistle at the girl going out from here she might be your grand mother.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
The pure and undeniable extacy. That has taken over your inner being me touching you, you caressing me yeah I see. Ummm humm I can feel it too.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Tragedy of man's life nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.

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Gregorian calendar: 25 July 2017
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Day Before the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• Fire Service Day (Belarus)
• Road Transport Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Commonwealth Constitution Day (Puerto Rico)
• Republic Day (Tunisia)
• Gospel Day (Rarotonga, Cook Islands)
• Saint James's Day (Sussex, England)
• Yaum-e-Gham - Day of Sorrow (Shia Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas

Love texts for sms messages

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life

Engagement texts for sms messages

Classical, romantic, and baroque music, that's what I really like

Romantic texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages

Happy birthday! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true! Enjoy ur day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Love texts for sms messages

Love says 'If U ever need anything, I'll b there' but friendship says ' you'll never need anything if I'll b there '

Friendship texts for sms messages

I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom

Thank texts for sms messages

All mankind love a lover

Love texts for sms messages

When christmas comes already yet. Mit presents large & sweet. The tings I like in mein stockings best. By jiminiy, are my feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages