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Naughty texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about naughty for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort & my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Can I come over & sleep in yours?

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend: 'If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy'.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
She whispered 'Will it hurt me? 'Of course not' answered he. 'It's a very simple process, you can rely on me. She said 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
Similarities of bra & bar. 1)both have same alphabets. 2)both are drinking zone. 3)both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below!

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Skin meets skin when is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear... Dirty mind its when U blink ur eyes.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
So long to you my love don't be afraid to run away I know you'll be okay... Just take your time to find I really, really need you here tonight.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Son - I want a baby brother. Mom - Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son - Why don't you give him a surprise.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - Ah. Ahh. Ah... Ah. 2) obedient - Yes. Yes... Yes. 3) unsatisfied - More. More... More. 4) religious - Oh god. Oh god.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh... You'll not understand. That's the way to eat a mango. Happy mango season.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it. Student said, sir I love you and you love your daughter. It means I love your daughter.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Teacher: What is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Teacher: What is the difference between call girl, girlfriend and wife? Student: Replied prepaid, postpaid, unlimited.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only bull can do it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour don't whistle at the girl going out from here she might be your grand mother.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
The pure and undeniable extacy. That has taken over your inner being me touching you, you caressing me yeah I see. Ummm humm I can feel it too.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Tragedy of man's life nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 June 2019
Jewish calendar: 2 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Sickle Cell Day (International)
• Midsummer Eve (Europe)
• Juneteenth Day - Freedom Day - Emancipation Day (USA)
• Torah was bestowed on Moses Day (Islam)
• Day of the Independent Hungary (Hungary)
• Full Independence from the United Kingdom Day (Kuwait)
• Anniversary of the Bendery Tragedy (Transnistria)
• Labor Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
• Loyalist Day (Canada)
• 'Never Again'' Day (Uruguay)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out

Funny jokes for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Advice texts for sms messages

Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions

Love texts for sms messages

A single rose can be my garden... A single friend, my world

Friendship texts for sms messages

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it

Independence day greetings for sms messages

A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

The love she has deep in her heart, always gives me a good jump start, she is the one who's love is true, thank U mom for being U

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

Funny jokes for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages