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Naughty texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about naughty for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort & my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Can I come over & sleep in yours?

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend: 'If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy'.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
She whispered 'Will it hurt me? 'Of course not' answered he. 'It's a very simple process, you can rely on me. She said 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
Similarities of bra & bar. 1)both have same alphabets. 2)both are drinking zone. 3)both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below!

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Skin meets skin when is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear... Dirty mind its when U blink ur eyes.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
So long to you my love don't be afraid to run away I know you'll be okay... Just take your time to find I really, really need you here tonight.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Son - I want a baby brother. Mom - Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son - Why don't you give him a surprise.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - Ah. Ahh. Ah... Ah. 2) obedient - Yes. Yes... Yes. 3) unsatisfied - More. More... More. 4) religious - Oh god. Oh god.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh... You'll not understand. That's the way to eat a mango. Happy mango season.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it. Student said, sir I love you and you love your daughter. It means I love your daughter.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Teacher: What is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Teacher: What is the difference between call girl, girlfriend and wife? Student: Replied prepaid, postpaid, unlimited.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only bull can do it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour don't whistle at the girl going out from here she might be your grand mother.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
The pure and undeniable extacy. That has taken over your inner being me touching you, you caressing me yeah I see. Ummm humm I can feel it too.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Tragedy of man's life nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 April 2020
Jewish calendar: 20 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 19 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 21 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Kosovo)
• Occupation Day (Denmark)
• Day of the Finnish Language (Finland)
• Day of National Unity (Georgia)
• Day of Valor - Bataan Day - Corregidor Day (Philippines)
• Martyrs Day (Tunisia)
• Liberation Day (Iraq)
• Maundy Thursday (Orthodox)
• Battle of Appomattox Day (USA)
• Battle of Vimy Ridge Day (Canada)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me and my love

Love texts for sms messages

Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best love is when you bring them the very best

Friendship texts for sms messages

What do I do to make you want me what have I got to do to be heard what do I say when it's all over and sorry seems to be the hardest word

Sorry texts for sms messages

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books

Funny jokes for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you

Love texts for sms messages