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Naughty texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about naughty for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort & my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Can I come over & sleep in yours?

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend: 'If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy'.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
She whispered 'Will it hurt me? 'Of course not' answered he. 'It's a very simple process, you can rely on me. She said 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
Similarities of bra & bar. 1)both have same alphabets. 2)both are drinking zone. 3)both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below!

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Skin meets skin when is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear... Dirty mind its when U blink ur eyes.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
So long to you my love don't be afraid to run away I know you'll be okay... Just take your time to find I really, really need you here tonight.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Son - I want a baby brother. Mom - Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son - Why don't you give him a surprise.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - Ah. Ahh. Ah... Ah. 2) obedient - Yes. Yes... Yes. 3) unsatisfied - More. More... More. 4) religious - Oh god. Oh god.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh... You'll not understand. That's the way to eat a mango. Happy mango season.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it. Student said, sir I love you and you love your daughter. It means I love your daughter.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Teacher: What is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Teacher: What is the difference between call girl, girlfriend and wife? Student: Replied prepaid, postpaid, unlimited.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only bull can do it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour don't whistle at the girl going out from here she might be your grand mother.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
The pure and undeniable extacy. That has taken over your inner being me touching you, you caressing me yeah I see. Ummm humm I can feel it too.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Tragedy of man's life nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Marriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary

Friendship texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

Excuse me, can you let me come a little closer to your heart

Love texts for sms messages

I want to do with you what spring does with cherry trees

Cute texts for sms messages

May allah bring to your life all that is beautiful & pure... Wish you a very happy ramadan

Ramadan greetings for sms messages

You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose

Funny jokes for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages