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Naughty texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about naughty for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find naughty sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort & my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now because I don't have a bed! Can I come over & sleep in yours?

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Sensible lines by a smoker to his girl friend: 'If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy'.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
She whispered 'Will it hurt me? 'Of course not' answered he. 'It's a very simple process, you can rely on me. She said 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 167 l e t.
Similarities of bra & bar. 1)both have same alphabets. 2)both are drinking zone. 3)both have restricted time of opening & closing. 4)when both are opened men go crazy.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below!

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Skin meets skin when is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear... Dirty mind its when U blink ur eyes.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
So long to you my love don't be afraid to run away I know you'll be okay... Just take your time to find I really, really need you here tonight.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Son - I want a baby brother. Mom - Your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son - Why don't you give him a surprise.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Sounds women make during sex. 1) asthmatic - Ah. Ahh. Ah... Ah. 2) obedient - Yes. Yes... Yes. 3) unsatisfied - More. More... More. 4) religious - Oh god. Oh god.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh. Oh... You'll not understand. That's the way to eat a mango. Happy mango season.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Teacher teaching a student algebra a = B and b = C it means a = C... Sir asked to give example for it. Student said, sir I love you and you love your daughter. It means I love your daughter.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 122 l e t.
Teacher: What is a blue film? Student: It is a family movie, which the whole family watches, but alone at different times.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
Teacher: What is the difference between call girl, girlfriend and wife? Student: Replied prepaid, postpaid, unlimited.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it? Student: No, only bull can do it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
The best quote of advertisment written in front of a famous beauty parlour don't whistle at the girl going out from here she might be your grand mother.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
The pure and undeniable extacy. That has taken over your inner being me touching you, you caressing me yeah I see. Ummm humm I can feel it too.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
The sky was dark the moon was high all alone just her and I her hair so soft her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 141 l e t.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Naughty sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Tragedy of man's life nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.

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Gregorian calendar: 23 February 2017
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Clean Monday (Orthodox)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You cant trust no one in this world anymore

Sad texts for sms messages

Auspicious red, sun kissed gold, soothing silver, pretty purple, blissful blue, forever green, I wish U and all family members the most colorful holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

So I guess that I am the loser cause you have found someone new but I am still here, still all alone just crying over you

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Whenever we're not toghether, my life is life a broken pencil... It has no point... I miss U so much

Miss you texts for sms messages

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice

Funny jokes for sms messages

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said, 'Head, I go to sleep. ' Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study

Exam texts for sms messages

If sky is my paper and the stars are my words and if ocean is my ink still it is not enough for me to write how much 'I like u'

Romantic texts for sms messages

The lovely good morning messege does not means to disturb you. But it means that you are my first think of the day. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages