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Top sms words about naughty for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about naughty for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Whats the difference between magnet and woman? Magnet has a positive side.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the geographical definition of love? It's an action done by pol-land into hol-land between thai-land, occasionally with a little help from greece!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When I was young I begged god 4 a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Which body part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making love! Answer: Heart! But I love the way you think... Lolz.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court now for you to be my girl. Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wives are incoming calls, lovers are outgoing calls, aunties are toll-free calls, callgirls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch, because in every shot, three balls bounce & U are in confusion, which ball to see!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Written on the t-shirt of a girl: Statutory warning: Objects inside the t-shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
You! I trusted you so much & your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell others my secret? You really disappointed me! Please stop telling everybody that I m so cute.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• English Language Day (United Nations)
• World Book and Copyright Day (United Nations)
• Independence Day (Conch Republic, USA)
• Psychologist Day (Ukraine)
• William Shakespeare Day (Ukraine)
• Valentines Day- The Day of the Rose - The Day of the Book (Spain)
• National Sovereignty Day (Turkey)
• Children's Day (Turkey)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Yom Ha'atzmaut - Israel Independence Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May dis christmas end da present year on a cheerful note & make way 4 a fresh & bright nw yr. Here's wishing U a merry christmas & a happy nw yr

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down below

Naughty texts for sms messages

Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv

Funny jokes for sms messages

Always write angry letters to your enemies. But never mail them

Angry texts for sms messages

There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so

Love texts for sms messages

Friendship knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a moment called... 'F o r e v e r'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart

Sweet texts for sms messages

A baby is born with a need to be loved - And never outgrows it

Love texts for sms messages

What do U give a train driver 4 christmas? Platform shoes

Christmas greetings for sms messages

This is the last day of the year, they call it new years eve, look back at all the memories, this year you are going to leave

New year greetings for sms messages