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naughty texts for facebook status

Top sms words about naughty for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about naughty for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Whats the difference between magnet and woman? Magnet has a positive side.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the geographical definition of love? It's an action done by pol-land into hol-land between thai-land, occasionally with a little help from greece!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When I was young I begged god 4 a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Which body part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making love! Answer: Heart! But I love the way you think... Lolz.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court now for you to be my girl. Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wives are incoming calls, lovers are outgoing calls, aunties are toll-free calls, callgirls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch, because in every shot, three balls bounce & U are in confusion, which ball to see!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Written on the t-shirt of a girl: Statutory warning: Objects inside the t-shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
You! I trusted you so much & your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell others my secret? You really disappointed me! Please stop telling everybody that I m so cute.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Talk 2 me when I'm bored, kiss me when I'm sad, hug me when I cry, care 4 me when I die, love me when I'm still alive

Love texts for sms messages

Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die

Friendship texts for sms messages

And all the winds go sighing, for sweet things dying

Sweet texts for sms messages

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Insult texts for sms messages

May the spirit of christmas bring you peace. The gladness of christmas give you hope. And the warmth of christmas grant U love. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'

Naughty texts for sms messages

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Funny jokes for sms messages

When some1 gets angry on silly & small things... It means he is in love

Angry texts for sms messages

To live is like to love - All reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - By samuel butler, life and love

Love texts for sms messages

Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like U is useless. Oops! Sorry

Friendship texts for sms messages


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