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Top sms words about naughty for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about naughty for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Whats the difference between magnet and woman? Magnet has a positive side.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the geographical definition of love? It's an action done by pol-land into hol-land between thai-land, occasionally with a little help from greece!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When I was young I begged god 4 a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Which body part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making love! Answer: Heart! But I love the way you think... Lolz.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court now for you to be my girl. Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wives are incoming calls, lovers are outgoing calls, aunties are toll-free calls, callgirls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch, because in every shot, three balls bounce & U are in confusion, which ball to see!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Written on the t-shirt of a girl: Statutory warning: Objects inside the t-shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
You! I trusted you so much & your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell others my secret? You really disappointed me! Please stop telling everybody that I m so cute.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
• Lithuania's accession to NATO Day (Lithuania)
• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age, not age your spirits. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Your soul is like the vastest sea and mine a darting fish I lose myself within your love I live within your heart

Love texts for sms messages

Never try alone to take the weight of a tear that comes out of your heart and falls through your eyes. Always remember a friend is here to share

Friendship texts for sms messages

You may be out of my sight... But never out of my mind... Thinking of you

Thank texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

Christianity begins where religion ends... With the resurrection - Herbert booth smith

Easter greetings for sms messages

Why the trolleys were invented?.. To learn women to walk on their hind legs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying good morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam

Marriage greetings for sms messages