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Top sms words about naughty for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about naughty for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Whats the difference between magnet and woman? Magnet has a positive side.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the geographical definition of love? It's an action done by pol-land into hol-land between thai-land, occasionally with a little help from greece!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When I was young I begged god 4 a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Which body part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making love! Answer: Heart! But I love the way you think... Lolz.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court now for you to be my girl. Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wives are incoming calls, lovers are outgoing calls, aunties are toll-free calls, callgirls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch, because in every shot, three balls bounce & U are in confusion, which ball to see!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Written on the t-shirt of a girl: Statutory warning: Objects inside the t-shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
You! I trusted you so much & your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell others my secret? You really disappointed me! Please stop telling everybody that I m so cute.

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Gregorian calendar: 16 December 2017
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, thinking of you father brings memories to mind, I love U so much. Happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one

Romantic texts for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

You know you love someone when the mere thought of losing them brings you to tears

Miss you texts for sms messages

As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

Funny jokes for sms messages

Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Love asks me no questions, and gives me endless support... - By william shakespeare

Love texts for sms messages

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Flirt texts for sms messages

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation

Sad texts for sms messages