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Top sms words about naughty for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about naughty for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.

What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.

What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.

Whats the difference between magnet and woman? Magnet has a positive side.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.

Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.

What's the geographical definition of love? It's an action done by pol-land into hol-land between thai-land, occasionally with a little help from greece!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.

When I was young I begged god 4 a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.

Which body part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making love! Answer: Heart! But I love the way you think... Lolz.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.

Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court now for you to be my girl. Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.

Wives are incoming calls, lovers are outgoing calls, aunties are toll-free calls, callgirls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.

Women's tennis is more complicated to watch, because in every shot, three balls bounce & U are in confusion, which ball to see!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.

Written on the t-shirt of a girl: Statutory warning: Objects inside the t-shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.

You! I trusted you so much & your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell others my secret? You really disappointed me! Please stop telling everybody that I m so cute.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 22 October 2017

Jewish calendar: 9 Cheshvan 5776

Islamic calendar: 8 Muharram 1437

Chinese calendar: 10 day 9 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• International Stuttering Awareness Day (International)

• Abu Simbel Sun Festival (Abu Simbel, Egypt)

• White Cranes Festival (Russia)

• Russian Empire Day (Russia)

• Jidai Matsuri (Kyoto, Japan)

• National Nut Day (USA)

• International Caps Lock Day (USA)

Examples of free Sms texts for sending

See a mistake as a mistake not as 'My' or 'His' mistake. 'My' means guilty - 'His' means anger

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Love is like war, easy to start, difficult to finish

Love texts for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U

Flirt texts for sms messages

Selfish people may win, in the beginning. But just as everything else in life, there is always an end

Selfish texts for sms messages

Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say I am thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Blls are ringing da wishes of christmas day da flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings 2 U merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Hard-work is like stairs and luck is like lift. Sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take you to the top. Have a successful life

Motivational texts for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine

Women day greetings for sms messages

Never ask why I love you, just accept that I do, and that I will for the rest of my life

Love texts for sms messages

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