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Top sms words about naughty for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many naughty sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about naughty for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Whats the difference between magnet and woman? Magnet has a positive side.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Whats the difference btween wife & neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbours wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
What's the geographical definition of love? It's an action done by pol-land into hol-land between thai-land, occasionally with a little help from greece!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 110 l e t.
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
When I was young I begged god 4 a bike, but god does not work that way... So I stole a bike & begged for forgiveness!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Which body part of a man has no bone its full of veins loves pumping and responsible for making love! Answer: Heart! But I love the way you think... Lolz.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court now for you to be my girl. Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Wives are incoming calls, lovers are outgoing calls, aunties are toll-free calls, callgirls are roaming calls, neighbour girls are missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 134 l e t.
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch, because in every shot, three balls bounce & U are in confusion, which ball to see!

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Written on the t-shirt of a girl: Statutory warning: Objects inside the t-shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Terrific text about disobedience for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
You! I trusted you so much & your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell others my secret? You really disappointed me! Please stop telling everybody that I m so cute.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 13 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 26 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 26 Ramadan 1436
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Statehood Day (Montenegro)
• Festival O-Bon - Festival of Souls (Tokyo, Japan)
• International Town Criers Day (Global)
• Fool's Paradise Day (USA)
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• Nathan Bedford Forrest Day (Tennessee, USA)
• Beans and Franks Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country... Happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on U what you make from them a wall or a bridge

Motivational texts for sms messages

It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter

Funny jokes for sms messages

Its just U who is making a difference in so many ppls life! Happy womens day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission. Grace hopper

Sorry texts for sms messages

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high

Insult texts for sms messages

Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for santa claus is coming to town! Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages