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Good joke sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms letter for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №521 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №522 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
The day I will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №523 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №524 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The four most important words in any marriage... 'I'll do the dishes.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №525 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №526 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone finally breaks them down.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №527 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the statue of liberty.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №528 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
The longest sentence known to man: 'I do'.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №529 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
The lucky lover of this world! Person loves a girl without purposing her but finally he get same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №530 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №531 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №532 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №533 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №534 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
The party caps are ready and so is the cake, the beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake. Presents are already here and more are left to come, the birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №535 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №536 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №537 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №538 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №539 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 31 March 2020
Jewish calendar: 11 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Documentary Support Department Day (Ukraine)
• Taranaki Day (Taranaki, New Zealand)
• King Nangklao Memorial Day (Thailand)
• Day of Genocide of Azerbaijanis (Azerbaijan)
• Freedom Day (Malta)
• Victory to Ali in the Battle of Bassorah Day (Shia Islam)
• Culture Day (Pohnpei, Micronesia)
• Thomas Mundy Peterson Day (New Jersey, USA)
• Cesar Chavez Day (California, USA)
• Federal Treaty Signing Day (Bashkortostan, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Rude texts for sms messages

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to

Funny jokes for sms messages

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be jouyous till I sms again

Smile jokes for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission. Grace hopper

Sorry texts for sms messages

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness

Sweet texts for sms messages

What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages