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Good joke sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms letter for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №521 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №522 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
The day I will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №523 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №524 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The four most important words in any marriage... 'I'll do the dishes.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №525 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №526 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone finally breaks them down.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №527 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the statue of liberty.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №528 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
The longest sentence known to man: 'I do'.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №529 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
The lucky lover of this world! Person loves a girl without purposing her but finally he get same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №530 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №531 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №532 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №533 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №534 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
The party caps are ready and so is the cake, the beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake. Presents are already here and more are left to come, the birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №535 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №536 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №537 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №538 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №539 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unification Day (Romania)
• Economic Liberation Day (Togo)
• Feast of Our Lady of Peace (Catholic Church)
• Global Belly Laugh Day (Global)
• National Lobster Thermidor Day (USA)
• National Eskimo Pie Patent Day (USA)
• National Compliment Day (USA)
• Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day (USA)
• Beer Can Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Peanut Butter Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Three grand keys to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, & something to hope for

Wisdom texts for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man

Women day greetings for sms messages

There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism

Insult texts for sms messages

Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them

Advice texts for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Being in love is a patchwork of a thousand indescribable moments

Love texts for sms messages

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Give laugh to all but smile to one, give cheeks to all but lips to one, give love to all but heart to one, let everybody love you but you love one

Love texts for sms messages