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Good joke sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms letter for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №521 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №522 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
The day I will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №523 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №524 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The four most important words in any marriage... 'I'll do the dishes.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №525 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №526 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone finally breaks them down.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №527 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the statue of liberty.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №528 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
The longest sentence known to man: 'I do'.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №529 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
The lucky lover of this world! Person loves a girl without purposing her but finally he get same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №530 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №531 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №532 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №533 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №534 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
The party caps are ready and so is the cake, the beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake. Presents are already here and more are left to come, the birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №535 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №536 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №537 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №538 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №539 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Palm Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Daylight Saving Time Day (Europe)
• Legal Service Day (Russia)
• Octave of Easter - Low Sunday (Western Christianity)
• Domingo de Ramos (Peru)
• Youth Day (Taiwan)
• Lithuania's accession to NATO Day (Lithuania)
• Martyrs' Day (Madagascar)
• Financier Day (Krasnodar, Russia)
• Day of the Young Combatant (Chile)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is a beautiful dream

Romantic texts for sms messages

Your beliefs pave your way to success or block you

Friendship texts for sms messages

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later

Rude texts for sms messages

Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p

Funny jokes for sms messages

The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you

Sad texts for sms messages

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the bill

Funny jokes for sms messages

A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Sorry texts for sms messages