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Good joke sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms letter for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №521 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №522 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
The day I will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №523 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №524 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The four most important words in any marriage... 'I'll do the dishes.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №525 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №526 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone finally breaks them down.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №527 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the statue of liberty.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №528 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
The longest sentence known to man: 'I do'.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №529 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
The lucky lover of this world! Person loves a girl without purposing her but finally he get same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №530 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №531 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №532 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №533 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №534 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
The party caps are ready and so is the cake, the beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake. Presents are already here and more are left to come, the birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №535 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №536 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №537 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №538 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №539 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Humanitarian Day (United Nations)
• National Aviation Day (USA)
• Beekeepers Day (Ukraine)
• Sarajevo Film Festival (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• Independence Day (Afghanistan)
• Civil Protection Day (Transnistria)
• National Medical Dosimetrist Day (USA)
• Saviours Transfiguration (Orthodox)
• Apple Spas (Orthodox)
• August Revolution Commemoration Day (Vietnam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

Each morning we will watch the sunrise, while we are wrapped in each other's arms. Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

I am yours and you are mine, that's the story of my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know what... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Don't only be close with someone who makes you happy. Be close with someone who can't be happy without you. It makes a lot of difference in life

Wisdom texts for sms messages

The festival of the dead halloween is just one day ahead. Just have fun nothing to fright and not to get scared. Happy halloween day

Halloween texts for sms messages

You can keep going long after you can't

Wisdom texts for sms messages

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself

Inspirational texts for sms messages