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Good joke sms contents for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for sms letter for every occasion. In this collection you will find premium funny sms texts witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №521 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №522 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
The day I will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №523 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №524 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The four most important words in any marriage... 'I'll do the dishes.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №525 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №526 - Sms l e n g t h: 108 l e t.
The higher you build the walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone finally breaks them down.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №527 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the statue of liberty.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №528 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
The longest sentence known to man: 'I do'.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №529 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
The lucky lover of this world! Person loves a girl without purposing her but finally he get same girl as his wife in arranged marriage.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №530 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №531 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №532 - Sms l e n g t h: 53 l e t.
The only people who make love all the time are liars.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №533 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №534 - Sms l e n g t h: 224 l e t.
The party caps are ready and so is the cake, the beer is brewing and the cookies are kept to bake. Presents are already here and more are left to come, the birthday-person is still not here, so let's take everything and run!

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №535 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №536 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №537 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №538 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

Greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Sms message text №539 - Sms l e n g t h: 112 l e t.
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 4 December 2020
Jewish calendar: 22 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 21 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 23 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Navy Day (India)
• Entry of the Most Holy Theotokos into the Temple (Eastern Orthodox Church)
• Navy Day (Italy)
• Miners Day (Poland)
• Thai Environment Day (Thailand)
• Farmer's Day (Ghana)
• King Tupou I Day (Tonga)
• Arbor Day (South Carolina, USA)
• Informatics Day (Russia)
• Barborka - Saint Barbara Day (Poland)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages

I'm sorry I'm sorry for all the times I've cried I'm sorry for every single lie I'm sorry I was never enough

Sorry texts for sms messages

Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old

Funny jokes for sms messages

The award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to you. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

May on this good friday we start it with fasting and prayers so that we can bring god's mercy and forgiveness on all mankind lets pray together

Good friday greetings for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages