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funny texts for facebook status

Top sms words about funny for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about joke for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: 'Can kids of our age have kids? ' Teacher replied ' no never! ' Boy said to girl: 'See I told you not to worry'!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best, girl also told the same. But girl scored 80% marks and boy failed. Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.

Came but for friendship, and took away love.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.

Can U remember when I 1st saw U, played with U, n had fun with U? Till den I miss U. I hope I'll meet U again. Coz, I m going to visit the zoo again.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.

Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon! Yours lovingly. 'Mosquito'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.

Cheese... Milk's leap toward immortality.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.

Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.

Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: 'Father in law'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.

Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.

Dad 2son: Whn I beat U how U stop ur anger? S: I strt cleanin toilet d: How it satisfy U? S: I clean it with ur toothbrush.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: A pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? Boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.

Denial ain't just a river in egypt.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their lives.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.

Did you hear about the buddhist who refused his dentist's novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

A bird sitting on the branch of a tree doesn't get frightened by the shaking branch, b'cse the bird trusts not the branch, but its wings

Motivational texts for sms messages

Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me... Wanna know why? So that I wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies

Broken heart texts for sms messages

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed

Romantic texts for sms messages

Doctor after operation & students after exams both tell the same answer we tried our best can't say anything right now

Exam texts for sms messages

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

Love texts for sms messages

Thanksgiving is a blessing in disguise. Make this day as special as you can & thank your friends & family with your heart. Happy thanksgiving

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

My friend should be... My madicine when I'm in pain, my letter when I'm far, my smile whan I'm sad, my handkerchef when I cry, my life when I die

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you love someone, you love the whole person, just as he or she is, and not as you would like them to be

Love texts for sms messages

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