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Top sms words about funny for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about joke for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: 'Can kids of our age have kids? ' Teacher replied ' no never! ' Boy said to girl: 'See I told you not to worry'!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best, girl also told the same. But girl scored 80% marks and boy failed. Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Came but for friendship, and took away love.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Can U remember when I 1st saw U, played with U, n had fun with U? Till den I miss U. I hope I'll meet U again. Coz, I m going to visit the zoo again.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon! Yours lovingly. 'Mosquito'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Cheese... Milk's leap toward immortality.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: 'Father in law'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Dad 2son: Whn I beat U how U stop ur anger? S: I strt cleanin toilet d: How it satisfy U? S: I clean it with ur toothbrush.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: A pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? Boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Denial ain't just a river in egypt.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their lives.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Did you hear about the buddhist who refused his dentist's novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Gregorian calendar: 17 May 2025
Jewish calendar: 28 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia (International)
• World Telecommunication and Information Society Day (International)
• Constitution Day (Norway)
• Constitution Day (Nauru)
• World Hypertension Day (International)
• Day of Remembrance for the victims of political repressions by the Soviet regime (Ukraine)
• Folk Art Masters Day (Ukraine)
• Jerusalem Day (Jerusalem, Israel)
• National Famine Memorial Day (Ireland)
• Navy Day - Battle of Montevideo (Argentina)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

He showed us the way he has long been gone and yet in our hearts his name shines on. Wish U a holy friday

Good friday greetings for sms messages

Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. Blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side

Rainy day texts for sms messages

The dancing waves the noisy crowd the grazing breeze have no meaning when U are not wid me

Christmas greetings for sms messages

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don't give up coz where your strength ends, the grace of allah begins

Islamic texts for sms messages

There is strength in the union of very sorry men

Sorry texts for sms messages

A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else

Friendship texts for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

Three grand keys to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, & something to hope for

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected

Miss you texts for sms messages