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Top sms words about funny for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about joke for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: 'Can kids of our age have kids? ' Teacher replied ' no never! ' Boy said to girl: 'See I told you not to worry'!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best, girl also told the same. But girl scored 80% marks and boy failed. Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Came but for friendship, and took away love.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Can U remember when I 1st saw U, played with U, n had fun with U? Till den I miss U. I hope I'll meet U again. Coz, I m going to visit the zoo again.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon! Yours lovingly. 'Mosquito'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Cheese... Milk's leap toward immortality.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: 'Father in law'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Dad 2son: Whn I beat U how U stop ur anger? S: I strt cleanin toilet d: How it satisfy U? S: I clean it with ur toothbrush.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: A pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? Boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Denial ain't just a river in egypt.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their lives.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Did you hear about the buddhist who refused his dentist's novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books

Funny jokes for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella

Romantic texts for sms messages

To a very special couple who make a perfect pair this brings a wish for happiness in the future you will share

Engagement texts for sms messages

I love the air, because it touches you. I love the sun, because it falls on you. I love my heart, because it loves you

Love texts for sms messages

Thanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to us

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - They never say good-bye

Friendship texts for sms messages

When U love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart bcuz hearts can be broken but circles never end

Love texts for sms messages