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funny texts for facebook status

Top sms words about funny for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about joke for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: 'Can kids of our age have kids? ' Teacher replied ' no never! ' Boy said to girl: 'See I told you not to worry'!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best, girl also told the same. But girl scored 80% marks and boy failed. Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Came but for friendship, and took away love.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Can U remember when I 1st saw U, played with U, n had fun with U? Till den I miss U. I hope I'll meet U again. Coz, I m going to visit the zoo again.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Can we do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon! Yours lovingly. 'Mosquito'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
Cheese... Milk's leap toward immortality.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Cnn news. Bush orders 15, 000 FBI trained dogs to track down osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: 'Father in law'.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 54 l e t.
Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Dad 2son: Whn I beat U how U stop ur anger? S: I strt cleanin toilet d: How it satisfy U? S: I clean it with ur toothbrush.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: A pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? Boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 35 l e t.
Denial ain't just a river in egypt.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 104 l e t.
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 98 l e t.
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? That's how dogs spend their lives.

Terrific text about laughing for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
Did you hear about the buddhist who refused his dentist's novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

Smile jokes for sms messages

Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Love texts for sms messages

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting

Wife texts for sms messages

When ur alone, when ur crying, when ur upset, don't think of me! Just call me coz incoming is free for me... My friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

My birthday wish for you today. Is for all good things to come your way. Laughter and love, health and peace, beauty and joy that never cease

Birthday greetings for sms messages

As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise... May god open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings... Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it

Retirement texts for sms messages

You are special, U are unique - May your christmas be also as special & unique as U are! Merry christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages


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