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Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
A legend in his own mind.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
A line written on a husband's t shirt: All girls are devil but my wife is queen... Of them.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
A love letter from biscuit maker - Dear marie, today is good day, U r anmol for me... But U have crackjacked my heart, bcoz I have a little heart, now I m in 50/50 position.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But U my friend can kiss my ass!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
A man can sleep around no questions asked? But if a woman makes 19 or too mistakes she's tramp.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
A man was run over by a lorry outside of my house this morning, I thought 'Sh! T, that could have been me' but then I can't drive a lorry.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
A nickel isn't worth a dime anymore.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
A person who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. A person who surrenders when not sure, is wise. A person who surrenders even if he's right, is a husband!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke'?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
A psychological study has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. Idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
A reporter asked laloo what the main reason for divorce? Laloo replies marriage.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food in here'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel: Dear dad!.. No money, no fun. Your son! His father replied: Dear son! So sad, very bad your dad!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 May 2019
Jewish calendar: 3 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day for Cultural Diversity for Dialogue and Development (United Nations)
• Inventory Service Day (Russia)
• Pacific Naval Fleet Day (Russia)
• Military Translators Day (Russia)
• Ascension Day (Orthodox)
• Afro-Colombian Day (Colombia)
• Day of Patriots and Military - National Defense Day (Hungary)
• Navy Day (Chile)
• Heroes' Day (Romania)
• Independence Day (Montenegro)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong

Funny jokes for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave. We have to admit that love does not give us license to own a person

Break up texts for sms messages

Success is like your own shadow, if you try to catch then you will never succeed. Ignore it and walk in your own way. It will follow you

Good luck texts for sms messages

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute

Naughty texts for sms messages

When I was a kid. I wanted to grow up soon. Now that I grown up, I realize that wounded emotions and broken hearts

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Black sky with solo moon with millions of stars brings you a silent hours to take a nice rest... Enjoy the whole night... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. Blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages