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Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
A legend in his own mind.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
A line written on a husband's t shirt: All girls are devil but my wife is queen... Of them.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
A love letter from biscuit maker - Dear marie, today is good day, U r anmol for me... But U have crackjacked my heart, bcoz I have a little heart, now I m in 50/50 position.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But U my friend can kiss my ass!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
A man can sleep around no questions asked? But if a woman makes 19 or too mistakes she's tramp.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
A man was run over by a lorry outside of my house this morning, I thought 'Sh! T, that could have been me' but then I can't drive a lorry.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
A nickel isn't worth a dime anymore.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
A person who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. A person who surrenders when not sure, is wise. A person who surrenders even if he's right, is a husband!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke'?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
A psychological study has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. Idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
A reporter asked laloo what the main reason for divorce? Laloo replies marriage.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food in here'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel: Dear dad!.. No money, no fun. Your son! His father replied: Dear son! So sad, very bad your dad!

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms letter - Premium funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some well comic sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 30 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 29 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 1 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Chinese New Year (International)
• Tet - Vietnamese New Year (Vietnam)
• Armed Forces Day (Mexico)
• Israel's Family Day (Israel)
• State Flag of Turkmenistan Day (Turkmenistan)
• Finance Police Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• National Democracy Day (Nepal)
• Loyalty Day - Burger Day (Mexico)
• World Day of Mammals Protection - World Whale Day (International)
• Iwo Jima Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Friends are like stars... You do not always see them but you know they are always there

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary

Friendship texts for sms messages

To live is like to love - All reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - By samuel butler, life and love

Love texts for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

Where were you before you came camping in my heart? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames

Love texts for sms messages

Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you

Advice texts for sms messages

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

Funny jokes for sms messages

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Have a happy anniversary the day that's filled with fun and remember the day that you two became one

Anniversary greetings for sms messages