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Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
A legend in his own mind.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
A line written on a husband's t shirt: All girls are devil but my wife is queen... Of them.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
A love letter from biscuit maker - Dear marie, today is good day, U r anmol for me... But U have crackjacked my heart, bcoz I have a little heart, now I m in 50/50 position.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But U my friend can kiss my ass!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
A man can sleep around no questions asked? But if a woman makes 19 or too mistakes she's tramp.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
A man was run over by a lorry outside of my house this morning, I thought 'Sh! T, that could have been me' but then I can't drive a lorry.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
A nickel isn't worth a dime anymore.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
A person who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. A person who surrenders when not sure, is wise. A person who surrenders even if he's right, is a husband!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke'?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
A psychological study has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. Idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
A reporter asked laloo what the main reason for divorce? Laloo replies marriage.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food in here'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel: Dear dad!.. No money, no fun. Your son! His father replied: Dear son! So sad, very bad your dad!

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms letter - Premium funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some well comic sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 September 2018
Jewish calendar: 12 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 11 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Tashrik Day (Islam)
• Armed Forces Day - Revolution Day (Mozambique)
• National Youth Day (Turks and Caicos Islands)
• Manit Day - Customs Day (Marshall Islands)
• National Youth Day (Nauru)
• International Hug a Vegetarian Day (Global)
• National Day of Remembrance for Murder Victims (USA)
• Arbor Day (Virgin Islands, USA)
• Native American Day - American Indian Day (California, USA)
• Saint Nicholas of Flue Day (Germany)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Shoot for the moon... Because even if you miss you will end up in the stars

Advice texts for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful luv you share, lasts ur lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

If home is where the heart is, then wherever you are, that's my home

Miss you texts for sms messages

Another year has passed in your life, making you even wiser and stronger. Let your age, not age your spirits. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck

Funny jokes for sms messages

I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life. Thank you mom! And wish you a very happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages