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Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
A legend in his own mind.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
A line written on a husband's t shirt: All girls are devil but my wife is queen... Of them.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
A love letter from biscuit maker - Dear marie, today is good day, U r anmol for me... But U have crackjacked my heart, bcoz I have a little heart, now I m in 50/50 position.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But U my friend can kiss my ass!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
A man can sleep around no questions asked? But if a woman makes 19 or too mistakes she's tramp.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 105 l e t.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
A man was run over by a lorry outside of my house this morning, I thought 'Sh! T, that could have been me' but then I can't drive a lorry.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
A nickel isn't worth a dime anymore.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
A person who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. A person who surrenders when not sure, is wise. A person who surrenders even if he's right, is a husband!

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke'?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
A psychological study has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. Idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
A reporter asked laloo what the main reason for divorce? Laloo replies marriage.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve food in here'.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel: Dear dad!.. No money, no fun. Your son! His father replied: Dear son! So sad, very bad your dad!

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this funny texts for sms letter - Premium funny sms texts read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some well comic sms ideas for status, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 November 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 7 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Repentance and Prayer (Germany)
• Independence Day (Latvia)
• Independence Day (Morocco)
• Flag Day (Uzbekistan)
• Battle of Vertieres Day - Armed Forces Day (Haiti)
• National Day (Oman)
• Anniversary of Mickey Mouse - Mickey Mouse's Birthday (USA)
• Air Force General Staff Day (Ukraine)
• Father Christmas Birthday (Russia)
• National Vichyssoise Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich

Flirt texts for sms messages

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

Love texts for sms messages

You're the one I want, the one I need, but bad mistakes I've done indeed. In search for forgiveness and happiness too, I want to say that I love U

Sweet texts for sms messages

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank crane

Friendship texts for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

Friends are just like stars. You don't always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies

Love texts for sms messages

Lets these words not only touch your eyes, let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine. Be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages