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Funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about joke for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Did you hear about the new chinese cookbook being sold only at pet stores? '101 ways to wok your dog'.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Do U know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Do U remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, then people started shouting twins twins.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Do you know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you know why polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty? It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Don't be so humble - You are not that great.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, einstein was ugly too!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 April 2019
Jewish calendar: 1 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• United Nations Chinese Language Day (United Nations)
• Provodki (Ukraine)
• Interior Ministry Mobilization Units Foundation Day (Russia)
• Patriots' Day (Massachusetts, USA)
• Birth of Imam Mohammed Baqir (Shia Islam)
• Sechselauten - Guilds Parade (Zurich, Switzerland)
• Boston Marathon (USA)
• Holiday Involving the Consumption of Cannabis (USA)
• Holiday Involving the Consumption of Cannabis (Canada)
• Prophet Muhammad was put into the Womb of his Mother (Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too

Friendship texts for sms messages

We don't succeed in our 1st love! Because we lack certain qualities. But after achieving those qualities, we never love again

Love texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour

Funny jokes for sms messages

In new year may god... Would be your best friend, he loves you deeper, always bless on you, god always guide you & carry you... Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Thanks for being my friend thanks for thinking of me U shouldn't have but I'm so glad you did 'Happy christmas'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

The world is going to throw us a million reasons why this isn't gonna work out between us, but I'm armed with the one reason why it will - I love you

Love texts for sms messages