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Funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about joke for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Did you hear about the new chinese cookbook being sold only at pet stores? '101 ways to wok your dog'.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Do U know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Do U remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, then people started shouting twins twins.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Do you know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you know why polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty? It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Don't be so humble - You are not that great.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, einstein was ugly too!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 10 December 2019
Jewish calendar: 28 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 27 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 29 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Human Rights Day (United Nations)
• Constitution Day (Thailand)
• Constitution Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
• Statehood Day (Mississippi, USA)
• Communication Services of Interior Ministry Foundation Day (Russia)
• Alfred Nobel Day - Nobeldagen - Nobel Prize Award Ceremony (Sweden)
• Venezuelan Air Force Day (Venezuela)
• Foundation Day (Angola)
• Namibian Women Day (Namibia)
• Referendum of Independence Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wife: You changed after marriage. Husband: I've told you that 'I am not interested in married womans'

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Wishing you all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, your happy smile. Your loving face no1 will ever take your place

Romantic texts for sms messages

Compliment on your engagement! Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever

Engagement texts for sms messages

I love the air, because it touches you. I love the sun, because it falls on you. I love my heart, because it loves you

Love texts for sms messages

I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. - Barbara kingsolver

Friendship texts for sms messages

Don't marry the person, you want to live with... Marry the one, you cannot live without... But remembr whatever you do, you will regret it later

Marriage greetings for sms messages