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Funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about joke for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Did you hear about the new chinese cookbook being sold only at pet stores? '101 ways to wok your dog'.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Do U know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Do U remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, then people started shouting twins twins.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Do you know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you know why polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty? It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Don't be so humble - You are not that great.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, einstein was ugly too!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 December 2017
Jewish calendar: 4 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 6 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Victory Day (India)
• Day of Reconciliation (South Africa)
• Independence Day (Kazakhstan)
• National Sports Day (Thailand)
• Ministry of Emergency Situations Workers Day (Azerbaijan)
• National Day - Independence Day (Bahrain)
• Victory Day (Bangladesh)
• Las Posadas (USA)
• Las Posadas (Spain)
• Las Posadas (Mexico)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

Christmas greetings for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

Touch my heart & u'll feel, listen to my heart & u'll hear, look into my heart & u'll see, that u'll always be a special part of me

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you not because day are not nice but because you are nice

Wisdom texts for sms messages

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

Funny jokes for sms messages

My mother, my friend so dear throughout my life you're always near a tender smile to guide my way you're the sunshine to light my day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages