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Funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about joke for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Did you hear about the new chinese cookbook being sold only at pet stores? '101 ways to wok your dog'.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Do U know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Do U remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, then people started shouting twins twins.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Do you know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you know why polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty? It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Don't be so humble - You are not that great.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, einstein was ugly too!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 5 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Ukraine)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Russia)
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Belarus)
• Heroes Remembrance Day - Remembrance Day of the Battle of Cesis (Latvia)
• Anti-Fascist Struggle Commemoration Day (Croatia)
• Teachers Day (El Salvador)
• Foundation of the Nations Army Day (Republic of the Congo)
• Combating with Consumer Market Crimes Police Units Foundation Day (Russia)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Labrador, Canada)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love makes everything lovely

Love texts for sms messages

Wise men speak because they have something to say - Fools because they have say something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na

Funny jokes for sms messages

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy mothers day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears. - John vance cheney

Broken heart texts for sms messages

The festival of the dead halloween is just one day ahead. Just have fun nothing to fright and not to get scared. Happy halloween day

Halloween texts for sms messages

Holding back the tears of sorrow caressing my withered soul cracked lonely lips bleed voices whisper 'Hold on'

Sad texts for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Love texts for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages