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Funny sms texts for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many terrific sms quotes about joke for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms contents for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №121 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Did you hear about the new chinese cookbook being sold only at pet stores? '101 ways to wok your dog'.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №122 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Different phases of a man: After engagement: Superman after marriage: Gentleman after 10 years: Watchman after 20 years: Doberman.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №123 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №124 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №125 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №126 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №127 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №128 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Do U know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №129 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Do U remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, U put ur face out, then people started shouting twins twins.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №130 - Sms l e n g t h: 114 l e t.
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №131 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №132 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Do you know similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls? Both don't exist.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №133 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Do you know why polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty? It's because they doesn't know if they'll be thirsty or not.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №134 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №135 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №136 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Don't be so humble - You are not that great.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №137 - Sms l e n g t h: 166 l e t.
Don't be too good I might miss you, don't be too caring I might like you, don't be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №138 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, einstein was ugly too!

Good joke sms contents for messages - Sms message text №139 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 October 2021
Jewish calendar: 15 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 14 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 16 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Animation Day (International)
• Liberation from Fascist Aggressors Day (Ukraine)
• Youth Pledge Day (Indonesia)
• Ochi Day - Greek National Day (Greece)
• Day of the Establishment of an Independent of Czechoslovakia (Czech Republic)
• Day of the Establishment of an Independent of Czechoslovakia (Slovakia)
• Army Aviation Foundation Day (Russia)
• Geelong Cup Day (Australia)
• Ochi Day - Greek National Day (Cyprus)
• Prefectural Earthquake Disaster Prevention Day (Gifu, Japan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango. 2 to kiss. 2 to talk & remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & U

Love texts for sms messages

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together

Friendship texts for sms messages

I am waiting the moment when we can be together! I miss you

Miss you texts for sms messages

One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind. You are one such person for me. Happy boss day

Boss day texts for sms messages

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Last nights I saw a lots of bright star and I choose you from the group of star bcoz you are so sweet

Romantic texts for sms messages

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams

Exam texts for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages