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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №641 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №642 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №643 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №644 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №645 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №646 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
Why does not baking soda freeze?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №647 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why doesn't jesus eat m and m's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №648 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №649 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №650 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'Practice'? It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №651 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №652 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №653 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why was phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that phillips 24 inch was a tv.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №654 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №655 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №656 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №657 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №658 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Winter comes... Again & again, summer comes... Again & again, but the person like you... Will not come again, because god never makes the same mistake again & again.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №659 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow you made me feel like a lucky fellow you forgot my birthday but ok it's and the best present is the perfect kiss.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well comic sms ideas for status - Funny texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about laughing for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 7 November 2024
Jewish calendar: 25 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 24 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 26 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Men's World Day (International)
• International Games Day (International)
• Accord and Reconciliation Day (Ukraine)
• Demetrius Saturday (Russia)
• October Revolution Day (Russia)
• Accord and Reconciliation Day (Russia)
• National Day (Northern Catalonia, Spain)
• October Revolution Day (Belarus)
• All Saints Day (Aland Islands, Finland)
• Health Day (Turkmenistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Our friendship is a blank cheque, its an asset not a liberty, always a credit not debit, always a profit not a loss, hope it will not bounce

Friendship texts for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Sad texts for sms messages

What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about

Funny jokes for sms messages

Valentines day is a day of love no 1 gives me more love than you you brighten up my each day you deserve my undying love. Will you be my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

When it hurts to look back, & you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you. & your best friend (Me) will be there

Inspirational texts for sms messages

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope U share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me

Love texts for sms messages

Merry christmas, may you be surrounded by all the things that bring christmas cheer

Christmas greetings for sms messages

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend

Flirt texts for sms messages