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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №641 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №642 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №643 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №644 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №645 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №646 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
Why does not baking soda freeze?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №647 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why doesn't jesus eat m and m's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №648 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №649 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №650 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'Practice'? It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №651 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №652 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №653 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why was phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that phillips 24 inch was a tv.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №654 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №655 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №656 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №657 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №658 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Winter comes... Again & again, summer comes... Again & again, but the person like you... Will not come again, because god never makes the same mistake again & again.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №659 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow you made me feel like a lucky fellow you forgot my birthday but ok it's and the best present is the perfect kiss.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well comic sms ideas for status - Funny texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about laughing for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 June 2021
Jewish calendar: 7 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Nativity of Saint John the Baptist (Catholic Church)
• Scottish Independence Day (Scotland)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Peru)
• Inti Raymi Festival (Peru)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Bolivia)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Bolivia)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Ecuador)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Ecuador)
• Independence Day (Moldova)
• Fisherman's Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Hold 10 roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, u'll see 11 roses & among them, the most beautiful rose in the world is U my dear friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and U

Romantic texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke

Funny jokes for sms messages

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know

Thank texts for sms messages

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that's what I wish for U! Have a great weekend

Greetings texts for sms messages

Few minutes of anger can ruin few days or years of happiness

Angry texts for sms messages

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas ornament you gave us was lovely! It has pride of place on our tree. Thank you so much for such a thoughtful and beautiful gift

Christmas greetings for sms messages

When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar

Love texts for sms messages