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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №641 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №642 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №643 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №644 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №645 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №646 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
Why does not baking soda freeze?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №647 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why doesn't jesus eat m and m's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №648 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №649 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №650 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'Practice'? It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №651 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №652 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №653 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why was phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that phillips 24 inch was a tv.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №654 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №655 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №656 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №657 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №658 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Winter comes... Again & again, summer comes... Again & again, but the person like you... Will not come again, because god never makes the same mistake again & again.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №659 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow you made me feel like a lucky fellow you forgot my birthday but ok it's and the best present is the perfect kiss.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well comic sms ideas for status - Funny texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about laughing for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 March 2023
Jewish calendar: 5 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade (United Nations)
• International Day of Solidarity with Detained and Missing Staff Members (United Nations)
• Annunciation to the Blessed Virgin Mary (Catholic Church)
• Maryland Day (Maryland, USA)
• Lady Day (United Kingdom)
• Security Service Day (Ukraine)
• National Central Bureau of Interpol Creating Day (Ukraine)
• Culture Workers Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Greece)
• Freedom Day (Belarus)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex

Friendship texts for sms messages

Smile is a language of love. Smile is a way to get success, smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So, keep smiling

Smile jokes for sms messages

Hey ma love good morning its doesn't ask qestions but is da way 2 know da condition of one U love! Luv U

Good luck texts for sms messages

A smile is a curve that can. Straighten out a lot of things

Wisdom texts for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

May almightys best blessings showered on your happy birthday category: Sms

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old

Love texts for sms messages

Wishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is love

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen

Friendship texts for sms messages