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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many greatest joke texts for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find best sms sentences about comic for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №641 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №642 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №643 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №644 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №645 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №646 - Sms l e n g t h: 32 l e t.
Why does not baking soda freeze?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №647 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why doesn't jesus eat m and m's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №648 - Sms l e n g t h: 76 l e t.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №649 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №650 - Sms l e n g t h: 168 l e t.
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do 'Practice'? It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №651 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №652 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №653 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
Why was phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that phillips 24 inch was a tv.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №654 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №655 - Sms l e n g t h: 90 l e t.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №656 - Sms l e n g t h: 190 l e t.
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №657 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №658 - Sms l e n g t h: 165 l e t.
Winter comes... Again & again, summer comes... Again & again, but the person like you... Will not come again, because god never makes the same mistake again & again.

Well texts about laughing for sms messages - Sms message text №659 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
With eyes of blue and hair of yellow you made me feel like a lucky fellow you forgot my birthday but ok it's and the best present is the perfect kiss.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well comic sms ideas for status - Funny texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about laughing for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 February 2017
Jewish calendar: 2 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Mother Language Day (United Nations)
• Rail Transport Police Creation Day (Russia)
• Foreign Memorial Day the French Resistance (France)
• Land Surveyor Day (Belarus)
• Armenian Language Day (Armenia)
• Language Martyrs Day (Bangladesh)
• Native Language Day (Nagorno-Karabakh Republic)
• Winter Festival (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
• Birthday of 5th Bhutan King (Bhutan)
• National Card Reading Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it

Love texts for sms messages

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Flirt texts for sms messages

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed... Wish you and you family happy sparkling new year

New year greetings for sms messages

True friendship brings sunshine to the shade & shade to the sunshine'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

Hey ma love good morning its doesn't ask qestions but is da way 2 know da condition of one U love! Luv U

Good luck texts for sms messages

Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill

Wife texts for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages