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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 16 February 2019
Jewish calendar: 27 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 26 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 28 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Shrove Monday (Western Christianity)
• Kyoto Protocol Day (Global)
• Washington's Birthday (USA)
• Deliberation Day (USA)
• Presidents Day (USA)
• Family Day (Canada)
• Rosenmontag - Rose Monday (Germany)
• Air Transport Police Creation Day (Russia)
• Maslenitsa - Shrovetide (Orthodox)
• Bun Day (Iceland)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You know why women starts with 'W'... Because all questions start with 'W'!.. Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And finally wife

Wife texts for sms messages

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere

Friendship texts for sms messages

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smith

Marriage greetings for sms messages

You are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran

Funny jokes for sms messages

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3ѕ inch floppy

Naughty texts for sms messages

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colorful holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms

Rude texts for sms messages

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams

Exam texts for sms messages