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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 October 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 8 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 10 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Stuttering Awareness Day (International)
• Abu Simbel Sun Festival (Abu Simbel, Egypt)
• White Cranes Festival (Russia)
• Russian Empire Day (Russia)
• Jidai Matsuri (Kyoto, Japan)
• National Nut Day (USA)
• International Caps Lock Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Let's forget sadness and enjoy the moments of happiness just because it's christmas happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself

Inspirational texts for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

What you have inherited from your father you must earn over again for yourselves or it will not be yours happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

I see you in every passing face

Love texts for sms messages

No word is better than thank you to thank anyone. No better day is to thank god than thanksgiving day happy thanksgiving day

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

It's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not

Friendship texts for sms messages

To say 'I love you' one must first be able to say the 'I'

Love texts for sms messages

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages

It's mind over matter, I don't mind, that you don't matter

Funny jokes for sms messages