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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 January 2020
Jewish calendar: 4 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Unification Day (Romania)
• Economic Liberation Day (Togo)
• Feast of Our Lady of Peace (Catholic Church)
• Global Belly Laugh Day (Global)
• National Lobster Thermidor Day (USA)
• National Eskimo Pie Patent Day (USA)
• National Compliment Day (USA)
• Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day (USA)
• Beer Can Appreciation Day (USA)
• National Peanut Butter Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured

Sweet texts for sms messages

Dear god, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love: Two minds without a single thought

Love texts for sms messages

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Funny jokes for sms messages

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Happy birthday! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true! Enjoy ur day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

'You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye'

Good bye texts for sms messages

Hope the coming year is full of wonderful surprises for you. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

It's just the perfect time to send a lot of love your way and then to add some wishes for a merry christmas day

Christmas greetings for sms messages