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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 7 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Court Police Special Forces 'GRIFON' Day (Ukraine)
• National Children's Day (Indonesia)
• Revolution Day (Egypt)
• Remembrance Day (Papua New Guinea)
• Flag Day (Abkhazia)
• Mass Media Day (South Ossetia)
• Day of the Battle of Grunwald (Lithuania)
• Renaissance Day (Oman)
• World Whale and Dolphin Day (Russia)
• Neptunalia - In honor of Neptune (Ancient Roman)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit

Motivational texts for sms messages

A christmas shopper's complaint is one of long standing

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella

Romantic texts for sms messages

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies

Easter greetings for sms messages

Falling in love is painful getting your heart broken is hurtful. I don't know what to do

Love texts for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Sweet texts for sms messages

Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together

Friendship texts for sms messages

Question for lovers who is very close to you?.. The one who gave you tears or the one who wipe your tears. Reply with a reason... Waiting

Love texts for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages