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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Cadastral Engineer Day (Russia)
• Tisha B'Av - National Commemoration Day (Israel)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Bolivia)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Colombia)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Ecuador)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Venezuela)
• Children's Day (Vanuatu)
• St Princess Olga Day (Orthodox)
• Saint Charbel's Day (Lebanon)
• Pioneer Day - Day of Deliverance (Utah, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You may not be here with me... But thoughts of you are always in my heart! I miss you

Miss you texts for sms messages

I cry out in pain, and tears fill my eyes, and that was the way I felt, the day I died inside

Break up texts for sms messages

A special face, a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to U, a special person, I found in U, sweet dreams & good night

Good night texts for sms messages

Love yourself, flirt with your understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity, marry genuiness, divorce the ego... Thats good life

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

A boy takes few seconds to love and long time 2 hate but, a girl takes long time 2 love and few seconds to hate

Cute texts for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths

Sorry texts for sms messages

A friend is: 1% funny2% sweet3% caring4% loving and... 90% good looking that's why... I'm your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is a game that two can play and both win

Love texts for sms messages

No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life

Wife texts for sms messages