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Funny texts for facebook status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many top sms words about funny for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №81 - Sms l e n g t h: 39 l e t.
As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №82 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! Pass on.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №83 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
At this moment I have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №84 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №85 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №86 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №87 - Sms l e n g t h: 68 l e t.
Be nice to the ones who smoke... Every cigarette migh be their last.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №88 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №89 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №90 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №91 - Sms l e n g t h: 154 l e t.
Beeb! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №92 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №93 - Sms l e n g t h: 56 l e t.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №94 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №95 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried b4.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №96 - Sms l e n g t h: 117 l e t.
Beware of your girl buddy - Her difficulties more and more until your filled compartment become unfilled compartment.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №97 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №98 - Sms l e n g t h: 28 l e t.
Born free... Taxed to death.

Funny sms quotes for status - Sms message text №99 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 6 July 2020
Jewish calendar: 19 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 19 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 21 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Constitution Day (Cayman Islands, United Kingdom)
• Financial Services of MIA Day (Russia)
• Teachers Day (Peru)
• Statehood Day - Lithuanian King Mindaugas Coronation Day (Lithuania)
• Heroes Day (Zambia)
• Family Day (Lesotho)
• Independence Day (Comoros)
• Caribbean Community Day (Guyana)
• Independence Day (Malawi)
• World Kiss Day (International)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

If I could die early I would ask god if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

My friend should be... My madicine when I'm in pain, my letter when I'm far, my smile whan I'm sad, my handkerchef when I cry, my life when I die

Friendship texts for sms messages

What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me

Love texts for sms messages

Few minutes of anger can ruin few days or years of happiness

Angry texts for sms messages

Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb

Funny jokes for sms messages

Constant kindness can accomplish much as the sun makes ice melt kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust and hostility to evaporate

Motivational texts for sms messages

I remember him not as the one who broke my heart. But I remember him as the one who teach me how to live with a broken heart

Broken heart texts for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

Good relations doesn't need any promises, any terms or conditions. It just need 2 wonderful people. Cute like me and sweet like you

Romantic texts for sms messages