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Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
She is the apple of my eye the reason that I live she is all that I could wish for my heart to her I give.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Two deaf men are discussing their wives using sign language. 1st: What to you do when your wife start complaining. 2nd: Just stop listening 1st: How?.. 2nd: I turn off the lights.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
What is the best punishment for a woman? Give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
What is the difference between mother & wife? A - One woman brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new mecedes and you don't know whether to laught or cry!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick!.. My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out the window and realises. 'Dammit I am the husband'.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why is wife more dangerous than mafia?.. Mafia either wants your life nor money... But... Wife wants both.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Wife going to spain. What should I bring for you?.. Husband: A spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped me.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Wife running after a garbage truck: Am I too late for the garbage? Hubby following her yelled: Not yet. Jumpppp innnn fastttt.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Wife: - I will die. Husband: - I will also die. Wife: - Why will you die? Husband: - Because I cant bear such excitement.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Wife: Honey, what r U looking 4? Husband: Nothing wife: Why have U been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I'll change it.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• National Eat a Peach Day (USA)
• National Be An Angel Day (USA)
• National Tooth Fairy Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

What do you get when you cross esp with pms? A bitch who knows everything

Funny jokes for sms messages

Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known

Love texts for sms messages

When we're together, we have such fun - Valentine, you're second to none

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Flirt texts for sms messages

You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it

Inspirational texts for sms messages

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope U share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex

Friendship texts for sms messages

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream, hope and love... Make life beautiful

Love texts for sms messages