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Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
She is the apple of my eye the reason that I live she is all that I could wish for my heart to her I give.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Two deaf men are discussing their wives using sign language. 1st: What to you do when your wife start complaining. 2nd: Just stop listening 1st: How?.. 2nd: I turn off the lights.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
What is the best punishment for a woman? Give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
What is the difference between mother & wife? A - One woman brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new mecedes and you don't know whether to laught or cry!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick!.. My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out the window and realises. 'Dammit I am the husband'.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why is wife more dangerous than mafia?.. Mafia either wants your life nor money... But... Wife wants both.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Wife going to spain. What should I bring for you?.. Husband: A spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped me.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Wife running after a garbage truck: Am I too late for the garbage? Hubby following her yelled: Not yet. Jumpppp innnn fastttt.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Wife: - I will die. Husband: - I will also die. Wife: - Why will you die? Husband: - Because I cant bear such excitement.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Wife: Honey, what r U looking 4? Husband: Nothing wife: Why have U been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I'll change it.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities

Funny jokes for sms messages

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it

Love texts for sms messages

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested hiv positive. Report reads person has high percentage of honey in veins. No wonder

Flirt texts for sms messages

You can't change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future

Inspirational texts for sms messages

A new year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other

New year greetings for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from U never fails to make me smile the whole day through

Love texts for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages