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She is the apple of my eye the reason that I live she is all that I could wish for my heart to her I give. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut! Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Two deaf men are discussing their wives using sign language. 1st: What to you do when your wife start complaining. 2nd: Just stop listening 1st: How?.. 2nd: I turn off the lights. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
What is the best punishment for a woman? Give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
What is the difference between mother & wife? A - One woman brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new mecedes and you don't know whether to laught or cry! Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most? She answers: My husband's cheque book. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick!.. My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out the window and realises. 'Dammit I am the husband'. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why is wife more dangerous than mafia?.. Mafia either wants your life nor money... But... Wife wants both. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Wife going to spain. What should I bring for you?.. Husband: A spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped me. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Wife running after a garbage truck: Am I too late for the garbage? Hubby following her yelled: Not yet. Jumpppp innnn fastttt. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Wife: - I will die. Husband: - I will also die. Wife: - Why will you die? Husband: - Because I cant bear such excitement. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Wife: Honey, what r U looking 4? Husband: Nothing wife: Why have U been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I'll change it. 