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Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
She is the apple of my eye the reason that I live she is all that I could wish for my heart to her I give.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Two deaf men are discussing their wives using sign language. 1st: What to you do when your wife start complaining. 2nd: Just stop listening 1st: How?.. 2nd: I turn off the lights.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
What is the best punishment for a woman? Give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
What is the difference between mother & wife? A - One woman brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new mecedes and you don't know whether to laught or cry!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick!.. My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out the window and realises. 'Dammit I am the husband'.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why is wife more dangerous than mafia?.. Mafia either wants your life nor money... But... Wife wants both.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Wife going to spain. What should I bring for you?.. Husband: A spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped me.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Wife running after a garbage truck: Am I too late for the garbage? Hubby following her yelled: Not yet. Jumpppp innnn fastttt.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Wife: - I will die. Husband: - I will also die. Wife: - Why will you die? Husband: - Because I cant bear such excitement.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Wife: Honey, what r U looking 4? Husband: Nothing wife: Why have U been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I'll change it.

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow

Graduation greetings for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad

Advice texts for sms messages

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too

Friendship texts for sms messages

He's the kinda guy who makes me want to fall in love again someday

Love texts for sms messages

Two lovers in the rain have no need of an umbrella

Romantic texts for sms messages

The cure for anything is salt water - Sweat, tears, or the sea. - Isak dinesen

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Mary had a little sheep with this sheep she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram and mary had a little lamb

Funny jokes for sms messages