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Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
She is the apple of my eye the reason that I live she is all that I could wish for my heart to her I give.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 124 l e t.
The japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 179 l e t.
Two deaf men are discussing their wives using sign language. 1st: What to you do when your wife start complaining. 2nd: Just stop listening 1st: How?.. 2nd: I turn off the lights.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
What is the best punishment for a woman? Give her new clothes matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics and then lock her in a room without mirror.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
What is the difference between mother & wife? A - One woman brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U continue to do so.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new mecedes and you don't know whether to laught or cry!

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
What is the true friendship? Ans - It is when your best friend runs away with your wife & you are really worried... For your friend.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 93 l e t.
When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most? She answers: My husband's cheque book.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick!.. My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out the window and realises. 'Dammit I am the husband'.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 106 l e t.
Why is wife more dangerous than mafia?.. Mafia either wants your life nor money... But... Wife wants both.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
Wife going to spain. What should I bring for you?.. Husband: A spanish girl. Wife leaves quietly. On her retrun, husband asks: Where is my gift? Wife: Wait for 9 months.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 151 l e t.
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband look at him he kisses her all the time, can't you do that? Husband: I tried but she slapped me.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
Wife running after a garbage truck: Am I too late for the garbage? Hubby following her yelled: Not yet. Jumpppp innnn fastttt.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
Wife: - I will die. Husband: - I will also die. Wife: - Why will you die? Husband: - Because I cant bear such excitement.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 162 l e t.
Wife: Honey, what r U looking 4? Husband: Nothing wife: Why have U been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Cool wife sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I'll change it.

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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin luther king jr

Friendship texts for sms messages

I don't need anyone to take advantage of my weaknesses or my strengths, I need someone who will appreciate me for everything that I am

Love texts for sms messages

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d 1 who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine

Romantic texts for sms messages

You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness. - Jaesse tyler

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you

Funny jokes for sms messages

We don't succeed in our 1st love! Because we lack certain qualities. But after achieving those qualities, we never love again

Love texts for sms messages

Thanks to thanksgiving day for giving us an opportunity to thank those who really mean something to us

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, thinking of you father brings memories to mind, I love U so much. Happy fathers day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate holi! Happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

You see things - & you say, 'Why? ' But I dream things that never were - & I say, 'Why not'

Motivational texts for sms messages