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Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means... Without information, fighting everytime! Wife says: No darling, it means: - With idiot for ever.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Husband came home from office, saw his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend. Wife says. If U behave like this, you will lose all of your friends.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Judge: Why did U shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, 'What's on the tv? ' And... I said, 'Dust!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerous.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy unmarried life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Message of the year: - Women live a better, longer & peaceful life!.. Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
One of the true and nice saying: - 'The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man who loves her.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship one touch can show love and care one person like you can make life worth living!

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile remember! The world is for you you are not for the world

Cute texts for sms messages

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do. Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true

Good night texts for sms messages

Missing someone is a part of loving them if you are never apart then you will never know how strong your love really is

Miss you texts for sms messages

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance - The wise grows it under his feet

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies

Friendship texts for sms messages

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves

Kiss texts for sms messages

While raining, all bird pick shelter except eagle he goes over cloud & avoid rain attitude makes him king of sky

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages