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Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means... Without information, fighting everytime! Wife says: No darling, it means: - With idiot for ever.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Husband came home from office, saw his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend. Wife says. If U behave like this, you will lose all of your friends.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Judge: Why did U shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, 'What's on the tv? ' And... I said, 'Dust!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerous.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy unmarried life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Message of the year: - Women live a better, longer & peaceful life!.. Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
One of the true and nice saying: - 'The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man who loves her.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship one touch can show love and care one person like you can make life worth living!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 9 December 2024
Jewish calendar: 27 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 26 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 28 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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• Anna's Day (Finland)
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• Yuri's Day in the Autumn (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you

Love texts for sms messages

I don't know quite hw 2 make things better btwen us I can start by saying I'm sorry I really am

Sorry texts for sms messages

Merry christmas and every happiness in the new year

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose

Funny jokes for sms messages

You're the best thing since god made men

Love texts for sms messages

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart. Happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

To one of the most handsome fathers that there could be. I love you and always will. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Big hello to my sweet loving milky cheez juicy & spicy friend

Hello texts for sms messages

Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt

Motivational texts for sms messages

Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them

Advice texts for sms messages