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Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means... Without information, fighting everytime! Wife says: No darling, it means: - With idiot for ever.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Husband came home from office, saw his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend. Wife says. If U behave like this, you will lose all of your friends.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Judge: Why did U shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, 'What's on the tv? ' And... I said, 'Dust!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerous.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy unmarried life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Message of the year: - Women live a better, longer & peaceful life!.. Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
One of the true and nice saying: - 'The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man who loves her.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship one touch can show love and care one person like you can make life worth living!

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Gregorian calendar: 26 September 2018
Jewish calendar: 13 Tishrei 5776
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

People live people die people laugh people cry some give up some will try some say hi some say bye others may forget you but never will I

Friendship texts for sms messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, id put U and I together

Love texts for sms messages

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

Funny jokes for sms messages

There are three things in life that are very valuable friends, family and self confidence so first of all love that three things

Love texts for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me

Cute texts for sms messages

Black sky with solo moon with millions of stars brings you a silent hours to take a nice rest... Enjoy the whole night... Good night

Good night texts for sms messages

Never thought... It would be so hard staying away from you. I keep thinking of 'Us' together again! I miss U

Miss you texts for sms messages