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Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №21 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №22 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №23 - Sms l e n g t h: 155 l e t.
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of wife? It means... Without information, fighting everytime! Wife says: No darling, it means: - With idiot for ever.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №24 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
Husband came home from office, saw his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend. Wife says. If U behave like this, you will lose all of your friends.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №25 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №26 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 for U and 2 for ur parents.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №27 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №28 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №29 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Judge: Why did U shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №30 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, 'What's on the tv? ' And... I said, 'Dust!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №31 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbands!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №32 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
Love is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerous.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №33 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy unmarried life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №34 - Sms l e n g t h: 140 l e t.
Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №35 - Sms l e n g t h: 119 l e t.
Message of the year: - Women live a better, longer & peaceful life!.. Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife!

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №36 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Than we met.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №37 - Sms l e n g t h: 132 l e t.
No knowledge without college no life without wife wife is a knife which cuts your life so, never select a wife in your college life.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №38 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
One of the true and nice saying: - 'The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man who loves her.

Well texts about wife love for sms messages - Sms message text №39 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship one touch can show love and care one person like you can make life worth living!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 July 2018
Jewish calendar: 5 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Criminal Police Operational and Investigative Information Center Foundation Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Belgium)
• National Day - Oath of the First King (Belgium)
• Racial Harmony Day (Singapore)
• Guam Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Summer Kazanskaya Day (Russia)
• Prokopiev day - Zazhinki - Zhatvennik (Ancient Slavs)
• Gospel Day (Mitiaro, Cook Islands)
• National Junk Food Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies

Wisdom texts for sms messages

10-fingers 09-planets 08-sides 07-wonders 06-sense 05-pandavas 04-seasons 03-choices 02-genders 01-wonderful friend *u*

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

In new year may god... Would be your best friend, he loves you deeper, always bless on you, god always guide you & carry you... Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

When you feel lonly & alone & cannot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, come along with me I will take U to an eye specialist

April fool jokes for sms messages

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. - Barbara kingsolver

Friendship texts for sms messages

If I knew how to write a song I'd write one everyday it would say that I'm in love with you and why I feel this way

Love texts for sms messages

The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience

Rude texts for sms messages

Before now U are just ok, yesterday you were better, today U are perfect, this is the the effect of a blissful season... Christmas. Merry it in style

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

Funny jokes for sms messages