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Funny texts for sms letter - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find well comic sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №541 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
There cannot be a crisis today - My schedule is already full.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №542 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №543 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
There is always 'Drive slow' board near schools. But not near girl's college. Y?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №544 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №545 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
There was this eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №546 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №547 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №548 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №549 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - It saves using the stomach pump.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №550 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №551 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!.. Now read without the word dog.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №552 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
This guy is all foam, no beer.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №553 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
This is a historical msg read carefully... In the year 1796... Myself... U... My frnds... Ur frnds... No one was born! A.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №554 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №555 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
This is your boss: 'You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds'.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №556 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly!

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №557 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №558 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous... That's enough bout me. How about you?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №559 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Three chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 December 2024
Jewish calendar: 14 Tevet 5776
Islamic calendar: 14 Rabi al-Awwal 1437
Chinese calendar: 16 day 11 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Boxing Day - Day of Goodwill (Commonwealth of Nations)
• Proclamation Day (Australia)
• Day of Goodwill (South Africa)
• Junkanoo Street Parade (Bahamas)
• Fathers Day (Bulgaria)
• Independence and Unity Day (Slovenia)
• Maragoli Cultural Festival (Kenya)
• Family Day (Namibia)
• National Day of Thanksgiving (Solomon Islands)
• Family Day (Vanuatu)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through today

Love texts for sms messages

When I was a kid. I wanted to grow up soon. Now that I grown up, I realize that wounded emotions and broken hearts

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way

Love texts for sms messages

May all ur troubles last as long as ur new year's resolutions

Christmas greetings for sms messages

To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed

Love texts for sms messages

Bloom where you are planted

Cute texts for sms messages

You've never felt pain until you've felt love

Love texts for sms messages

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life

Engagement texts for sms messages

If home is where the heart is, then wherever you are, that's my home

Miss you texts for sms messages

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages