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Funny texts for sms letter - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find well comic sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №541 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
There cannot be a crisis today - My schedule is already full.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №542 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №543 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
There is always 'Drive slow' board near schools. But not near girl's college. Y?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №544 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №545 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
There was this eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №546 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №547 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №548 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №549 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - It saves using the stomach pump.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №550 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №551 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!.. Now read without the word dog.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №552 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
This guy is all foam, no beer.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №553 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
This is a historical msg read carefully... In the year 1796... Myself... U... My frnds... Ur frnds... No one was born! A.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №554 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №555 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
This is your boss: 'You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds'.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №556 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly!

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №557 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №558 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous... That's enough bout me. How about you?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №559 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Three chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 January 2018
Jewish calendar: 2 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Reunion and Freedom Day (Ukraine)
• Defense Aviation Day (Russia)
• Grandfather day (Poland)
• Customs Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Wellington Province Day (Wellington, New Zealand)
• National Polka Dot Day (USA)
• National Blonde Brownie Day (USA)
• Roe vs. Wade Day (USA)
• Celebration of Life Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you don't respect yourself how can you expect others to respect you so always give respect to yourself. Take care and be happy

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Some like sunday, some like monday, but I like one day and that is independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed

Advice texts for sms messages

When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don't give up coz where your strength ends, the grace of allah begins

Islamic texts for sms messages

A girl says to her boyfriend, one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning

April fool jokes for sms messages

Even though were far apart I love you dearly with all my heart

Love texts for sms messages

My birthday wish for you today. Is for all good things to come your way. Laughter and love, health and peace, beauty and joy that never cease

Birthday greetings for sms messages

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

Love texts for sms messages

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does matters

Break up texts for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages