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Funny texts for sms letter - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many premium funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find well comic sms ideas for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №541 - Sms l e n g t h: 61 l e t.
There cannot be a crisis today - My schedule is already full.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №542 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №543 - Sms l e n g t h: 80 l e t.
There is always 'Drive slow' board near schools. But not near girl's college. Y?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №544 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №545 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
There was this eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №546 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №547 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №548 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
They dropped your name, can you pick it up?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №549 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
They've got a picture of her at the hospital - It saves using the stomach pump.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №550 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №551 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!.. Now read without the word dog.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №552 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
This guy is all foam, no beer.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №553 - Sms l e n g t h: 121 l e t.
This is a historical msg read carefully... In the year 1796... Myself... U... My frnds... Ur frnds... No one was born! A.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №554 - Sms l e n g t h: 196 l e t.
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №555 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
This is your boss: 'You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds'.

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №556 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
This sms can only be read by someone sexy... Try again... Again... Maybe you are just not sexy?.. One more time... Hey don't force it ugly!

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №557 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №558 - Sms l e n g t h: 161 l e t.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous... That's enough bout me. How about you?

Funny sms ideas for status - Sms message text №559 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Three chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 March 2019
Jewish calendar: 2 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Water Day (United Nations)
• Taxi Driver Day (Ukraine)
• Nevruz Day (Albania)
• Trade and Public Services Workers Day (Belarus)
• Day of the Peoples Party (Laos)
• Abolition of Slavery Day - Emancipation Day (Puerto Rico)
• Arab League Day (Lebanon)
• International Day of the Seal (International)
• North American Wildlife Celebration (USA)
• Baltic Sea Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed calls

Naughty texts for sms messages

I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital

Friendship texts for sms messages

Don't act your age (In retirement). Act like the inner young person you have always been

Retirement texts for sms messages

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, why? I care 4 U, why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply b'coz you are a sweet friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards

Funny jokes for sms messages

The hottest love has the coldest end

Sad texts for sms messages

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced

Sorry texts for sms messages