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Perfect text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest joke texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №621 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When somebody who is deeply in love with U tells that you are cute, beautiful, and angelic I agree. That's true believe me I swear because love is definitely blind.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №622 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
When time comes for U to give ur heart to someone, make sure U select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №623 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
When U feel sad... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute' U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit... Coz liars go to hell!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №624 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
When words are not enough... To express your feelings... Dont think you're in love... You just need to join... English speaking course.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №625 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №626 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence and when you always behave like a 'Deaf' then it means that you are ready to become... A good daughter in law (Bahoo).

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №627 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №628 - Sms l e n g t h: 178 l e t.
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say 'She's trying to be one naman a'!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №629 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Whenever U feel sadness in your heart, blackness in your eyes, paleness on your face, fragrance in your it shows U are suffering lack of vitamin 'Me'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №630 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world?.. When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you!.. Location: Examination hall.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №631 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say 'I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now. ' I was touched until I heard him say 'I wish she knew'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №632 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Whiter than a pair of snow white's knickers.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №633 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №634 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Who said english is easy? Fill in the blank with yes or no... 1. - I dont have brain... 2. - I dont have sence... 3. - I am stupid.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №635 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon dad? No! Husband wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers! So keep them safe.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №636 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №637 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №638 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? She had a bright student.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №639 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 29 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 10 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 11 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Dance Day (International)
• Day of Remembrance for all Victims of Chemical Warfare (United Nations)
• Ukrainian Black Sea Fleet Birthday (Ukraine)
• Showa Day (Japan)
• International Guide Dog Day (Global)
• Ukrainian Football Day (Ukraine)
• Birth of Imam Mohammad Taqi (Shia Islam)
• Animals Day (Argentina)
• Ninth Day of Ridvan (Bahai Faith)
• Nine Martyrs of Cyzicus Day (Orthodox)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open

Advice texts for sms messages

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you

Love texts for sms messages

Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Tell me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave. - Winnie the pooh

Love texts for sms messages

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass

Cute texts for sms messages

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated

Miss you texts for sms messages

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

Funny jokes for sms messages