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Perfect text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest joke texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №621 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When somebody who is deeply in love with U tells that you are cute, beautiful, and angelic I agree. That's true believe me I swear because love is definitely blind.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №622 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
When time comes for U to give ur heart to someone, make sure U select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №623 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
When U feel sad... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute' U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit... Coz liars go to hell!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №624 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
When words are not enough... To express your feelings... Dont think you're in love... You just need to join... English speaking course.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №625 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №626 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence and when you always behave like a 'Deaf' then it means that you are ready to become... A good daughter in law (Bahoo).

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №627 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №628 - Sms l e n g t h: 178 l e t.
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say 'She's trying to be one naman a'!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №629 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Whenever U feel sadness in your heart, blackness in your eyes, paleness on your face, fragrance in your it shows U are suffering lack of vitamin 'Me'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №630 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world?.. When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you!.. Location: Examination hall.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №631 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say 'I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now. ' I was touched until I heard him say 'I wish she knew'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №632 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Whiter than a pair of snow white's knickers.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №633 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №634 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Who said english is easy? Fill in the blank with yes or no... 1. - I dont have brain... 2. - I dont have sence... 3. - I am stupid.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №635 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon dad? No! Husband wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers! So keep them safe.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №636 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №637 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №638 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? She had a bright student.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №639 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 August 2018
Jewish calendar: 6 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Statehood Day - Admission Day (Hawaii, USA)
• The Law 'On the Republic of Latvia Status as a State' Day (Latvia)
• Youth Day (Morocco)
• Buhe - transfiguration of Jesus Christ (Ethiopia)
• Buhe - Transfiguration of Jesus Christ (Eritrea)
• Gold Cup Parade Day (Prince Edward Island, Canada)
• Treaty of Hudaybiyyah Day (Islam)
• Gospel Day (Kosrae, Micronesia)
• Stribog Day (Ancient Slavs)
• Railway History Day (Estonia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Always be on 'Their side' in some way, no matter what

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Last night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angel

Love texts for sms messages

Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for santa claus is coming to town! Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone

Love texts for sms messages

Advise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 months

Flirt texts for sms messages

Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away

Naughty texts for sms messages

Never ever try to examine friendship because friends are like diamonds when you hit them they don't break but may slip away from your life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot

Rude texts for sms messages