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Perfect text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest joke texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №621 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When somebody who is deeply in love with U tells that you are cute, beautiful, and angelic I agree. That's true believe me I swear because love is definitely blind.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №622 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
When time comes for U to give ur heart to someone, make sure U select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №623 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
When U feel sad... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute' U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit... Coz liars go to hell!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №624 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
When words are not enough... To express your feelings... Dont think you're in love... You just need to join... English speaking course.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №625 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №626 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence and when you always behave like a 'Deaf' then it means that you are ready to become... A good daughter in law (Bahoo).

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №627 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №628 - Sms l e n g t h: 178 l e t.
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say 'She's trying to be one naman a'!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №629 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Whenever U feel sadness in your heart, blackness in your eyes, paleness on your face, fragrance in your it shows U are suffering lack of vitamin 'Me'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №630 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world?.. When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you!.. Location: Examination hall.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №631 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say 'I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now. ' I was touched until I heard him say 'I wish she knew'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №632 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Whiter than a pair of snow white's knickers.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №633 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №634 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Who said english is easy? Fill in the blank with yes or no... 1. - I dont have brain... 2. - I dont have sence... 3. - I am stupid.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №635 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon dad? No! Husband wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers! So keep them safe.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №636 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №637 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №638 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? She had a bright student.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №639 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 18 October 2017
Jewish calendar: 5 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 4 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 6 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• European Anti-Trafficking Day (Europe)
• Alaska Day (Alaska, USA)
• Persons Day (Canada)
• Food Industry Workers Day (Ukraine)
• Food Industry Day (Russia)
• Cossack Glory Memorial Day (Russia)
• Mothers Day (Argentina)
• National Flag Day (Chile)
• National Independence Day (Azerbaijan)
• Mother's Day (Yakutia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat

Flirt texts for sms messages

It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers

Naughty texts for sms messages

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy

Friendship texts for sms messages

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out

Rude texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere

Advice texts for sms messages

For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, somebody

Love texts for sms messages

Hearts are not had as a gift, but hearts are earned

Broken heart texts for sms messages