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Perfect text about laughing for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms texts for every occasion. In this collection you will find greatest joke texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №621 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
When somebody who is deeply in love with U tells that you are cute, beautiful, and angelic I agree. That's true believe me I swear because love is definitely blind.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №622 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
When time comes for U to give ur heart to someone, make sure U select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №623 - Sms l e n g t h: 171 l e t.
When U feel sad... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute' U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit... Coz liars go to hell!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №624 - Sms l e n g t h: 135 l e t.
When words are not enough... To express your feelings... Dont think you're in love... You just need to join... English speaking course.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №625 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №626 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
When you develop the ability to listen any thing without losing your temper or self confidence and when you always behave like a 'Deaf' then it means that you are ready to become... A good daughter in law (Bahoo).

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №627 - Sms l e n g t h: 169 l e t.
When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №628 - Sms l e n g t h: 178 l e t.
Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say 'She's trying to be one naman a'!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №629 - Sms l e n g t h: 150 l e t.
Whenever U feel sadness in your heart, blackness in your eyes, paleness on your face, fragrance in your it shows U are suffering lack of vitamin 'Me'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №630 - Sms l e n g t h: 173 l e t.
Which is the most beautiful feeling in the world?.. When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you!.. Location: Examination hall.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №631 - Sms l e n g t h: 174 l e t.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say 'I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now. ' I was touched until I heard him say 'I wish she knew'.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №632 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
Whiter than a pair of snow white's knickers.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №633 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran!

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №634 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
Who said english is easy? Fill in the blank with yes or no... 1. - I dont have brain... 2. - I dont have sence... 3. - I am stupid.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №635 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon dad? No! Husband wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers! So keep them safe.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №636 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №637 - Sms l e n g t h: 64 l e t.
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №638 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? She had a bright student.

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Sms message text №639 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh!

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 April 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• English Language Day (United Nations)
• World Book and Copyright Day (United Nations)
• Independence Day (Conch Republic, USA)
• Psychologist Day (Ukraine)
• William Shakespeare Day (Ukraine)
• Valentines Day- The Day of the Rose - The Day of the Book (Spain)
• National Sovereignty Day (Turkey)
• Children's Day (Turkey)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Yom Ha'atzmaut - Israel Independence Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Growing seed makes no sound. But falling tree makes huge noise. Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet. This is the power fo silence

Good luck texts for sms messages

You know why women starts with 'W'... Because all questions start with 'W'!.. Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And finally wife

Wife texts for sms messages

Roses r red, violets r blue, sugar is sweet, and so are U. But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head

Insult texts for sms messages

Birthday a day that day. This day. Brilliant day. Shiny day. Cool day. Bloomy day. Rainy day. Oh yar leave it. I just want to say. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

It's easy to say, 'I love U, ' To some1, but it's more meaningful to thank some1 for loving you

Love texts for sms messages

Im dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. - By sam keen

Love texts for sms messages

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Always start ur day with a lot of... S e x s - Smile e - Energy x - Xcitement so make s e x a the daily habit, and you'll always be sucsexful! In life

Naughty texts for sms messages

Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - They never say good-bye

Friendship texts for sms messages