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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
Announcement in a university: 'Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars... ' 20 minutes later: 'Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes'.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me sms? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don't you sending sms.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
As nervous as a turkey at christmas.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
As rare as a blonde virgin.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
As tight as a camels arse in a sand-storm.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well comic sms ideas for status - Funny texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about laughing for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 April 2024
Jewish calendar: 26 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 25 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 27 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Titanic Remembrance Day (USA)
• Criminal Investigation Department Day (Ukraine)
• Electronic Warfare Specialist Day (Russia)
• Yom HaShoah - Holocaust and Heroism Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Love Day (Georgia)
• Love Day (Kazakhstan)
• Day of Culture (Lithuania)
• International Railwaymen Day (Croatia)
• Day of the Sun - Kim Il-sung's Birthday (Northern Korea)
• Railwayman Day (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever

Love texts for sms messages

Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying

Wife texts for sms messages

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, why? I care 4 U, why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply b'coz you are a sweet friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

When you left, I stopped smiling

Love texts for sms messages

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble

Advice texts for sms messages

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself wanting to be lost again

Miss you texts for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

I just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my day

Good morning texts for sms messages