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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
Announcement in a university: 'Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars... ' 20 minutes later: 'Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes'.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me sms? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don't you sending sms.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
As nervous as a turkey at christmas.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
As rare as a blonde virgin.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
As tight as a camels arse in a sand-storm.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 3 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 2 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Bounty Day (Pitcairn Island, United Kingdom)
• Husband's Day (Iceland)
• National Handwriting Day (USA)
• Measure Your Feet Day (USA)
• Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day (USA)
• National Rhubarb Pie Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

Flirt texts for sms messages

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips

Love texts for sms messages

Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it

Thank texts for sms messages

I say and you listen, its a good friendship. You say and I listen, is a better friendship. But I don't say and you understand, is best friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sun can't come to earth but send love as rays. Cloud can't come to river but send her love as rain, I can't come to you but sending my good wishes

Love texts for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice

Funny jokes for sms messages

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar wilde

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages