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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
Announcement in a university: 'Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars... ' 20 minutes later: 'Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes'.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me sms? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don't you sending sms.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
As nervous as a turkey at christmas.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
As rare as a blonde virgin.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
As tight as a camels arse in a sand-storm.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 May 2025
Jewish calendar: 28 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 28 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 29 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia (International)
• World Telecommunication and Information Society Day (International)
• Constitution Day (Norway)
• Constitution Day (Nauru)
• World Hypertension Day (International)
• Day of Remembrance for the victims of political repressions by the Soviet regime (Ukraine)
• Folk Art Masters Day (Ukraine)
• Jerusalem Day (Jerusalem, Israel)
• National Famine Memorial Day (Ireland)
• Navy Day - Battle of Montevideo (Argentina)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong

Funny jokes for sms messages

One boy to another, what did you do on mother's day? 2nd boy, I tried to help few girls to become a mother

Naughty texts for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

If sky is my paper and the stars are my words and if ocean is my ink still it is not enough for me to write how much 'I like u'

Romantic texts for sms messages

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world

Cute texts for sms messages

The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself

Labour day greetings for sms messages

I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything

Sorry texts for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U

Flirt texts for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages