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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
Announcement in a university: 'Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars... ' 20 minutes later: 'Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes'.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me sms? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don't you sending sms.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
As nervous as a turkey at christmas.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
As rare as a blonde virgin.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
As tight as a camels arse in a sand-storm.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this well comic sms ideas for status - Funny texts for sms messages read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some perfect text about laughing for sms, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 July 2019
Jewish calendar: 5 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Criminal Police Operational and Investigative Information Center Foundation Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Belgium)
• National Day - Oath of the First King (Belgium)
• Racial Harmony Day (Singapore)
• Guam Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Summer Kazanskaya Day (Russia)
• Prokopiev day - Zazhinki - Zhatvennik (Ancient Slavs)
• Gospel Day (Mitiaro, Cook Islands)
• National Junk Food Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Among ur frens I care 4 U da most, among ur frens I lov U da most, among ur frens U hurt me d most coz... I know dats all im 2 U... Among ur frens

Miss you texts for sms messages

Happy birthday! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true! Enjoy ur day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough

Funny jokes for sms messages

I sit atop your christmas tree all clad in pink, a real fairy the reason I appear so glum the sprig of spruce stuck up my bum

Naughty texts for sms messages

Christmas brings such a time of love each tender heart holds so much of unselfishness thrives, trust is strong the purpose to give, send love along

Christmas greetings for sms messages

My wishes are silent but true, every where they will follow you, luck is yours, wishes are mine, I wish your present & future will always shine

Greetings texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart it's like a little flame every time I see you this flame lights up this flame is special 4 you bcoz I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop

Cute texts for sms messages

God give me work, till my life shall end and life, till my work is done

Labour day greetings for sms messages

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late

Sorry texts for sms messages