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greatest joke texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about funny for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 213 l e t.
Announcement in a university: 'Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars... ' 20 minutes later: 'Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes'.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 102 l e t.
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
Are you idiot? Why you keep sending me sms? Who gave my number to you? Never message me again. Did I ever said that. Than why don't you sending sms.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 41 l e t.
As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 36 l e t.
As nervous as a turkey at christmas.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 27 l e t.
As rare as a blonde virgin.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
As tight as a camels arse in a sand-storm.

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 45 l e t.
As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 26 May 2019
Jewish calendar: 8 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Business Day (Russia)
• National Day of Healing (Australia)
• National Sorry Day (Australia)
• Independence Day (Georgia)
• Mother's Day (Poland)
• Lawyers Day (Tajikistan)
• Independence Day (Guyana)
• Birth of Qasim ibn Hasan (Shia Islam)
• Sardarapat Victory Day (Armenia)
• Grandmother Day (Udmurtia, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

I loved you so much... But your gone... I think I loved you too much

Romantic texts for sms messages

If U erase this msg it means U luv me, if U keep it U want me, if U simply ignore it, U really adore me! So, what r U going to do

Cute texts for sms messages

Kiss is a key of love love is a lock of marriage marriage is a box of children children is a problem of world. Please stop kissing and save the world

Kiss texts for sms messages

How can I begin to say i`m sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I'm sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich

Flirt texts for sms messages

In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love, you want the other person. Margaret chase smith

Love texts for sms messages

Thanksgiving is a blessing in disguise. Make this day as special as you can & thank your friends & family with your heart. Happy thanksgiving

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. - By josiah G. Holland

Love texts for sms messages