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Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If head - Will go to sleep. If tail - Will watch a move. If stands - Will listen music. If stays in air - Will study.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: A jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a 'Double entendre' - So he gave her one!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
A: Run like hell... She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
About 50 percent of parents friend their children on facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
About as innocent as a nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
About as interesting as watching paint dry.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
About as subtle as a flying brick.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
About as useful as a condom vending machine in the vatican.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you. ' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 March 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Nisan 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Jumada ath-Thaniya 1436
Chinese calendar: 8 day 2 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Theatre Day (International)
• Military Airfield Service Engineering Day (Ukraine)
• Internal Troops of Interior Ministry Day (Russia)
• Evacuation Day (Angola)
• Tatmadaw Day - Armed Forces Day (Myanmar)
• Viagra Day (USA)
• Ruperts Feast Day (Catholic Church)
• National Spanish Paella Day (USA)
• National Joe Day (USA)
• National Cherry Blossom Festival (Washington, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Meeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control

Cute texts for sms messages

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips wet soft flexible and reddish pink so always keep kissing to sweet children & think positively

Kiss texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

Boy to girl: You like dairymilk girl: Sure why not... Boy: That means darling always I remember you 2 meet immediately 4 a long kiss

Flirt texts for sms messages

I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will

Love texts for sms messages

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages

Aix rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, expect less, give more & always have me as your friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies

Love texts for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it

Friendship texts for sms messages