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Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If head - Will go to sleep. If tail - Will watch a move. If stands - Will listen music. If stays in air - Will study.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: A jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a 'Double entendre' - So he gave her one!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
A: Run like hell... She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
About 50 percent of parents friend their children on facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
About as innocent as a nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
About as interesting as watching paint dry.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
About as subtle as a flying brick.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
About as useful as a condom vending machine in the vatican.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you. ' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 July 2017
Jewish calendar: 11 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 10 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 12 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day After the Commemoration of the Assault of the Moncada Garrison (Cuba)
• National Sleepy Head Day (Finland)
• Victory Day - Fatherland Liberation War Day (Northern Korea)
• Remembrance Day - Day for Martyrs and Wounded Soldiers (Vietnam)
• Martyrs and Invalids Day (Vietnam)
• Battle of Hunayn Day (Islam)
• Ghaibat-e-Kubra-e-Imam-e-Zaman - Start of the Greater Occultation Day (Shia Islam)
• Iglesia Ni Cristo Day (Philippines)
• Jose Celso Barbosa Day (Puerto Rico)
• Shiite Rebellion Day (Iraq)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future

Motivational texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Leave something for someone but never leave someone for something becuz... In life something will leave you but someone will always be with you

Good morning texts for sms messages

This is the last day of the year, they call it new years eve, look back at all the memories, this year you are going to leave

New year greetings for sms messages

How to cats greet each other at christmas? 'A furry merry christmas & happy new year'

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Bing in a band you can wear whatever you want it's like an excuse for halloween everyday

Halloween texts for sms messages

I feel something in my heart it's like a little flame every time I see you this flame lights up this flame is special 4 you bcoz I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Come my love hold my hand... And lets face this world together

Cute texts for sms messages

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful

Insult texts for sms messages

We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us

Sad texts for sms messages