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Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If head - Will go to sleep. If tail - Will watch a move. If stands - Will listen music. If stays in air - Will study.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: A jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a 'Double entendre' - So he gave her one!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
A: Run like hell... She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
About 50 percent of parents friend their children on facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
About as innocent as a nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
About as interesting as watching paint dry.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
About as subtle as a flying brick.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
About as useful as a condom vending machine in the vatican.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you. ' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 5 December 2020
Jewish calendar: 23 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 22 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 24 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development (United Nations)
• King's Birthday (Thailand)
• Discovery Day (Haiti)
• Discovery Day (Dominican Republic)
• Saint Nicholas Eve (Europe)
• Statistics Workers Day (Ukraine)
• SinterKlaas - Saint Nicholas Eve (Netherlands)
• Krampus Day (Austria)
• Glory Day - Moscow Battle Counteroffensive Began Day (Russia)
• Chester Greenwood Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Friendship needs no words - It is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag hammarskjold

Friendship texts for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

You know why women starts with 'W'... Because all questions start with 'W'!.. Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And finally wife

Wife texts for sms messages

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary

Friendship texts for sms messages

We always thought we'd look back on our tears and laugh, but we never thought we'd look back on our laughter and cry

Love texts for sms messages

Anger is only one letter shorter than danger

Advice texts for sms messages

Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p

Funny jokes for sms messages

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages