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Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If head - Will go to sleep. If tail - Will watch a move. If stands - Will listen music. If stays in air - Will study.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: A jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a 'Double entendre' - So he gave her one!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
A: Run like hell... She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
About 50 percent of parents friend their children on facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
About as innocent as a nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
About as interesting as watching paint dry.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
About as subtle as a flying brick.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
About as useful as a condom vending machine in the vatican.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you. ' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 May 2018
Jewish calendar: 2 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Metrology Day (International)
• European Maritime Day (Europe)
• Bank Employees Day (Ukraine)
• Indonesian National Awakening (Indonesia)
• Independence Day (Cuba)
• National Day (Cameroon)
• Day of Remembrance (Cambodia)
• Independence Day (East Timor)
• National Mourning Day (South Ossetia)
• National Employee Health and Fitness Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What is a divorce? A sign that two people cannot agree what to fight about

Funny jokes for sms messages

That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead

Motivational texts for sms messages

Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal

Broken heart texts for sms messages

New morning + new aim + new achievement + ur dedication + commitment = Success... Just do it and win it good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Let's forget sadness and enjoy the moments of happiness just because it's christmas happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous halloween. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams

Halloween texts for sms messages

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and U

Romantic texts for sms messages

If U erase this msg it means U luv me, if U keep it U want me, if U simply ignore it, U really adore me! So, what r U going to do

Cute texts for sms messages

The bautiful word is allah, most bautiful song is azan, bst exercize is namaz, world perfect book is quran, & you are so lucky if you are a musalman

Islamic texts for sms messages