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Greatest joke texts for sms messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many best sms sentences about comic for letters for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for facebook status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №41 - Sms l e n g t h: 137 l e t.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №42 - Sms l e n g t h: 81 l e t.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №43 - Sms l e n g t h: 159 l e t.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If head - Will go to sleep. If tail - Will watch a move. If stands - Will listen music. If stays in air - Will study.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №44 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
A woman likes to have four animals in the house: A jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №45 - Sms l e n g t h: 107 l e t.
A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a 'Double entendre' - So he gave her one!

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №46 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №47 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
A: Run like hell... She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №48 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
About 50 percent of parents friend their children on facebook, other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №49 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
About as innocent as a nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №50 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
About as interesting as watching paint dry.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №51 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
About as subtle as a flying brick.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №52 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
About as useful as a condom vending machine in the vatican.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №53 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №54 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №55 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you. ' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №56 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №57 - Sms l e n g t h: 38 l e t.
Algebra: A weapon of math destruction.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №58 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose! Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Cool funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №59 - Sms l e n g t h: 55 l e t.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 July 2021
Jewish calendar: 8 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Cadastral Engineer Day (Russia)
• Tisha B'Av - National Commemoration Day (Israel)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Bolivia)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Colombia)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Ecuador)
• Simon Bolivar Day (Venezuela)
• Children's Day (Vanuatu)
• St Princess Olga Day (Orthodox)
• Saint Charbel's Day (Lebanon)
• Pioneer Day - Day of Deliverance (Utah, USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's day

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skills

Boss day texts for sms messages

There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires effortless sleep. Whereas, aim requires sleepless efforts

Good luck texts for sms messages

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed... Wish you and you family happy sparkling new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart

Christmas greetings for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Why the trolleys were invented?.. To learn women to walk on their hind legs

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown

Insult texts for sms messages

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls

Rude texts for sms messages