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greatest flirt texts for sms messages

Best sms sentences about dally for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many flirt texts for facebook status for every occasion. In this collection you will find top sms words about flirt for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №61 - Sms l e n g t h: 128 l e t.
Government imposing new taxes. Dating rs. 10, hug rs. 20, kiss rs. 30, love rs. 50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №62 - Sms l e n g t h: 145 l e t.
Gud morning... Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №63 - Sms l e n g t h: 127 l e t.
Handsome, sweet, intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well... Enough about me! How about you?

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №64 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №65 - Sms l e n g t h: 192 l e t.
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain's natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can't find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №66 - Sms l e n g t h: 130 l e t.
Height of guts its when your girl-friend catches you in theatre with another girl & you say love U darling, next show is with you.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №67 - Sms l e n g t h: 146 l e t.
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №68 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №69 - Sms l e n g t h: 142 l e t.
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested hiv positive. Report reads person has high percentage of honey in veins. No wonder!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №70 - Sms l e n g t h: 91 l e t.
I am not scared of proposing a girl, but I am scared about what would happen if she agrees.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №71 - Sms l e n g t h: 62 l e t.
I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №72 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I believe that god above created you for me to love. He picked me out from all the rest because he knew I'd love you the best!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №73 - Sms l e n g t h: 72 l e t.
I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye?

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №74 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №75 - Sms l e n g t h: 158 l e t.
I don't care how many lips U hv kissed, how many shoulders U have embraced & how many times u've said, I luv U! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №76 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
I don't think much, I don't think often, bt when I do think, I think of U sweet heart.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №77 - Sms l e n g t h: 131 l e t.
I f U need advice, msg me if U need a friend, call me if U need help e-mail me if U need money no. U dail not respondind da moment.

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №78 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Best sms quotes about dally for status - Sms message text №79 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking?

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Gregorian calendar: 25 June 2018
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Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

Funny jokes for sms messages

Falling in love is so hard on the knees

Funny jokes for sms messages

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found

Funny jokes for sms messages

As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

Funny jokes for sms messages

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'

Funny jokes for sms messages

You can only go as far as you push

Friendship texts for sms messages

When ur alone, when ur crying, when ur upset, don't think of me! Just call me coz incoming is free for me... My friend

Friendship texts for sms messages

U r the best heart surgeon in the world, b'coz U made a place in my heart, without cutting n spilling blood. I 'M lucky 2 have a cute frnd like 'U'

Friendship texts for sms messages

There is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sex

Friendship texts for sms messages

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy

Friendship texts for sms messages