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Top sms words about insult for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about huff for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Two devils came in to my dreams. They said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. They said we can't disturb our boss.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Well, they do say opposites attact... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Where r U? U r U not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if U r safe, sms me immediately.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Yar network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls! Lolz.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
You are proof that god has a sense of humor.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
You are ultimate you are lovely you are likable you are unique in short... You are ullu!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
You got a face only a mother could love... Unfortunately she too hates it!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You started at the bottom... And it's been downhill ever since!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin franklin

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Each friend represents a world in us. A world possibly not born until they arrive. Thanks for making my world complete

Love texts for sms messages

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins

Funny jokes for sms messages

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life

Friendship texts for sms messages

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Successful people always have two things on their lips, silence and smile'silence' to avoid problems and 'Smile' to solve problems

Wisdom texts for sms messages

A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt

Rude texts for sms messages

Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your life together will be rich in joy & love

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you

Love texts for sms messages

'You know that you are in love when the hardest thing to do is say good-bye'

Good bye texts for sms messages