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Top sms words about insult for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about huff for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Two devils came in to my dreams. They said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. They said we can't disturb our boss.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Well, they do say opposites attact... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Where r U? U r U not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if U r safe, sms me immediately.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Yar network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls! Lolz.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
You are proof that god has a sense of humor.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
You are ultimate you are lovely you are likable you are unique in short... You are ullu!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
You got a face only a mother could love... Unfortunately she too hates it!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You started at the bottom... And it's been downhill ever since!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. 5 million red cells 60 trillion d n a's... All wishing you a very very happy holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

About as subtle as a flying brick

Funny jokes for sms messages

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love

Engagement texts for sms messages

May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true

Birthday greetings for sms messages

A child is the greatest gift that our lives can bestow. It brings the most exquisite joy that we will ever know

Thank texts for sms messages

Hope you have a good year filled with all the joy and happiness in the world. Have a very happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind

Love texts for sms messages

We should take the pledge that till our last breath we will fight terrorism, we will protect our country with all we have happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

If mother teaches us about love, fathers teach us about life. Life is incomplete without love and love is nothing without life. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages