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Top sms words about insult for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about huff for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Two devils came in to my dreams. They said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. They said we can't disturb our boss.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Well, they do say opposites attact... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Where r U? U r U not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if U r safe, sms me immediately.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Yar network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls! Lolz.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
You are proof that god has a sense of humor.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
You are ultimate you are lovely you are likable you are unique in short... You are ullu!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
You got a face only a mother could love... Unfortunately she too hates it!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You started at the bottom... And it's been downhill ever since!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

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Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 June 2025
Jewish calendar: 5 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Great Patriotic War (Ukraine)
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• Heroes Remembrance Day - Remembrance Day of the Battle of Cesis (Latvia)
• Anti-Fascist Struggle Commemoration Day (Croatia)
• Teachers Day (El Salvador)
• Foundation of the Nations Army Day (Republic of the Congo)
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• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Discovery Day - Cabot 500 Day (Labrador, Canada)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

'Destiny determines who comes into our lives but it's the heart that decides who stays inside. Happy hearts day'

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

If not other than our common ground to meet, let me remember the anonymous, for once at least, beyond the patriotic floats display on a republic day

Republic day greetings for sms messages

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - But you are there to catch them

Love texts for sms messages

Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Insult texts for sms messages

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be

Flirt texts for sms messages

Most hurting line by a true love: If you will leave me, I promise you will come back once with your open eyes to see my closed eyes

Break up texts for sms messages

May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness and tied with love

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

When I feel love, I communicate of it, ur the reason I believe in love. Im blessed 4 ur tenderness

Love texts for sms messages