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Top sms words about insult for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about huff for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Two devils came in to my dreams. They said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. They said we can't disturb our boss.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Well, they do say opposites attact... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Where r U? U r U not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if U r safe, sms me immediately.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Yar network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls! Lolz.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
You are proof that god has a sense of humor.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
You are ultimate you are lovely you are likable you are unique in short... You are ullu!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
You got a face only a mother could love... Unfortunately she too hates it!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You started at the bottom... And it's been downhill ever since!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 May 2019
Jewish calendar: 5 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day to End Obstetric Fistula (United Nations)
• Shavuot - Feast of Weeks (Jewish)
• Statehood Day (South Carolina, USA)
• Combating Crimes Related to Human Trafficking Department Day (Ukraine)
• Heroes Day (Ukraine)
• Students Day (Mexico)
• Ministry of Environment and Natural Resources Day (Azerbaijan)
• Bab Proclamation Day (Azerbaijan)
• Youth Day (Tajikistan)
• Labor Day (Jamaica)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I hope your new year is filled with lots of fun. Have a great year ahead. Happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages

Someone told me that my life will be beautiful, and now I kno that he was tru becoz U r beautiful

Love texts for sms messages

Without freedom, no one really has a name. One nation, one vision, one identity

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it

Funny jokes for sms messages

It is easier for a father to have children than, for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have U dad, happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

So on this very special day, I would like to say to U, I hope you will always find happiness in whatever you may do

Birthday greetings for sms messages

When all else is lost, the future still remains

Thank texts for sms messages

Summer rain is soft and cool, so I go barefoot in a pool. But winter rain is cold, and pours, so I must watch it from indoors

Rainy day texts for sms messages

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Love texts for sms messages

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism

Insult texts for sms messages