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Top sms words about insult for messages - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many insult sms texts for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific sms quotes about huff for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №101 - Sms l e n g t h: 143 l e t.
Two devils came in to my dreams. They said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. They said we can't disturb our boss.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №102 - Sms l e n g t h: 77 l e t.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №103 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Well, they do say opposites attact... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №104 - Sms l e n g t h: 59 l e t.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №105 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №106 - Sms l e n g t h: 157 l e t.
Where r U? U r U not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if U r safe, sms me immediately.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №107 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №108 - Sms l e n g t h: 67 l e t.
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №109 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №110 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
Yar network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls! Lolz.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №111 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №112 - Sms l e n g t h: 44 l e t.
You are proof that god has a sense of humor.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №113 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
You are ultimate you are lovely you are likable you are unique in short... You are ullu!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №114 - Sms l e n g t h: 65 l e t.
You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №115 - Sms l e n g t h: 116 l e t.
You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №116 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
You got a face only a mother could love... Unfortunately she too hates it!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №117 - Sms l e n g t h: 75 l e t.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - Try using some birth control.

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №118 - Sms l e n g t h: 63 l e t.
You started at the bottom... And it's been downhill ever since!

Terrific text about offending for sms - Sms message text №119 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

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Gregorian calendar: 22 September 2017
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach da end of da road... But when U r walking with me, I wish the road never ends... Friend's forever

Friendship texts for sms messages

You cannot dream yourself into a character you must hammer and forge yourself 1

Cute texts for sms messages

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S. I. S. T. E. R

April fool jokes for sms messages

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages

It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers

Naughty texts for sms messages

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

Trick or treat the choice is yours let's have fun together in the halloween hours happy halloween day

Halloween texts for sms messages

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

Funny jokes for sms messages

I have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory

Engagement texts for sms messages

For the world, its just another day, but for me today is the best day of the year!.. Happy birthday my love

Birthday greetings for sms messages